fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 01:59AM
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 02:27AM
John Wilkes booth was born in 1838... not 9
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 02:50AM
So Kennedy was a necrophiliac, too? MM was dead a year before Kennedy was shot.
LOL!
DAVO Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 03:49AM
www.plus613.net/image/13870
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 03:49AM
did you want these switched to the porn hole dave?
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 03:52AM
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this is where you need to post switching candidates so they may be voted on
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 03:54AM
Abe is flipping over in his grave
DAVO Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 03:55AM
Ok I will post them there
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 03:57AM
it's o.k. i put the word out to them ,and i agree they are all fine candidates
for a switch.
thanks
DAVO Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 04:02AM
nah leave them they aren't porn
DAVO Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 04:03AM
Which plus613 poster is this on the right??[
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fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 04:07AM
that's woberto...:~}
pic # 13949, the girl giving head has been switched...it was obvious.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 04:10AM
fuckin' Temuchin! who do you think your foolin'?
Temuchin Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 04:15AM
I thought you would like that
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 04:18AM
i was thinking who is this dumbass?
then i had to cheat
TGsFM Report This Comment Date: August 03, 2006 04:27AM
Hi ^Temuchin^ my bosom buddy!