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Uncle_Goebbels Report This Comment
Date: January 16, 2005 05:25PM

asshole.
Tiw Report This Comment
Date: January 16, 2005 05:33PM

Do you practise making no sense at all or just naturally gifted?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 16, 2005 05:45PM

Brother TIW and Sister Advoideyecontact?
gruff Report This Comment
Date: January 16, 2005 06:49PM

I bet it's a subtle pun in Latvian.
Bob Report This Comment
Date: January 17, 2005 01:23PM

perhaps owls are racist in latvia or else the owl is a racist term in latvia. either way avoideyecontact isnt from latvia and he is a stupid racist!
Avoideyecontact Report This Comment
Date: January 17, 2005 02:29PM

fuck all you niggers!!!
Avoideyecontact Report This Comment
Date: January 17, 2005 02:29PM

what - stinky jews, do not like racism? I'll bring it to you!
Stiffler Report This Comment
Date: January 19, 2005 06:12PM

Is everybody in Latvia like you?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 20, 2005 09:23PM

I don't get it
Kevin Report This Comment
Date: January 21, 2005 11:06PM

Instead of being racist let's all be elitist. I know we are all good at that.
Avoideyecontact Report This Comment
Date: January 24, 2005 05:33PM

Yes, my friend racist mr.Kalejs after war lived and died in Australia. We do not love niggers here, sorry. Personally I like niggers, but guess others not
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: February 03, 2005 01:19PM

all white people are pussies
4043749077 Report This Comment
Date: February 08, 2005 08:59AM

i hate all black people
4043749077this_is_my_cell_u_ni Report This Comment
Date: February 08, 2005 09:00AM

go KKK
4043749077 Report This Comment
Date: February 08, 2005 09:01AM

call me u niggers
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: February 13, 2005 03:03AM

FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: February 13, 2005 09:08PM

ur gross ppl
Avoideyecontact Report This Comment
Date: February 15, 2005 06:52PM

no, i'm joking, i'm not a racist, and love niggers, but in our countru nigger is normal word. sorry, black, but it is true
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: February 15, 2005 09:07PM

whoever said go KKK u are disgusting u are all disgusting if ur wasting ur lives arguing about this. how wud u like it if ppl were saying that bout u. n no, "nigger" is not an accepted term it is racist n offensive
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: March 06, 2005 01:05AM

kill *** the black noobs
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: March 06, 2005 01:06AM

lerroy has a sm*** cock
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: March 06, 2005 04:51PM

Q: What did blacks all around America do when people were jumping out of the WTC towers on 9/11?

A: They sung "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas..."
sexyyy Report This Comment
Date: March 22, 2005 03:30AM

well me i think black men are very hot i dunno about all u but they have gud bodys to yummmmy
dmncpw Report This Comment
Date: March 24, 2005 10:36PM

there is nobody worse than a jew but niggers come pretty damn close
IHateVagina Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2005 12:36AM

penis's are hairy and they make me horny
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 05, 2005 11:13PM

fuk all tha racists up in here. go black ppl, go white ppl, go everybody.
yomoma Report This Comment
Date: April 07, 2005 11:11PM

personally, i love to claim im racist, BUT IM NOT. I love racism in general though. You know why? ITS FUNNY! But not when people really are racist. It's just funny to hear a good racist joke. But I'm not racist. I have racist jokes against everyone, including my own race of mexican.

Blacks: Why do black people run when they hear a chainsaw? because it goes run run run, nigger nigger nigger nigger... (say it fast and nigger isn't accepted, nigga is a sign of respect of street cred among the hip-hop community, seriously).

whats a bunch of white people running down a hill? an avalanche. a bunch of mexicans? a mudslide. a bunch of black people? a jail break.

whites: wow... not that many, i guess its because most racist jokes come from whites. I just make up stuff about whites all of the time though. I don't know jokes about them, its just all about the timing. right... OH I KNOW
why is Splinter Cell so unrealistic? because sam fisher is white, can run fast, jump high, sneak around, and shoot really good

mexicans: why does noone mow their lawns in mexico? because they're all over here mowing ours. why were there only a few hundred mexicans at the alamo? they only had one truck

thats not all, those are just stuff i can think of right now
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 10, 2005 01:56PM

Q: What do you call a person of european descent?
A: You're a peon.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 17, 2005 12:26AM

im not racist, i have a color tv.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 17, 2005 03:25PM

Fuck America, and all of you its policies.

I belive that the KKK should stand up and destroy all the negroes that are ruining the fucked up world.

All you niggers are cursed, its written in the Bible, and by the way, i am black too!
White_Power Report This Comment
Date: April 19, 2005 08:44AM

You dirty black bastards had better fuck off now or the man from Del Monte won't be best pleased.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 19, 2005 11:41PM

You people are so stupid. Grow the fuck up. How do you think other races feel about you white pieces of shit. Believe me we feel the same way about you, as you feel about us. So I hope you do not think you are superior because you just learned how to express your emotions. Stupid asses. Go to school and get an education, because ignorance never got anyone anywhere.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2005 09:16PM

Fuck u niggers u should all go back to africa and haita and jamaica and go smoke some pot u black fuckin niggers
AnonymousGangsta101 Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2005 04:20PM

yo daz mad messed up dat aint even funny y r people like dat..racist n all i mean..we all da same ..aint nuttin different but wher or who we from..personally im Hispanic..n i aint got no problem wit nobody..think about wut yall iz sayin..Like take a moment maan
AnonymousGangsta101 Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2005 04:21PM

Aint matta wha we look like...cant we all just get along?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2005 10:50PM

okay seriously...im not racist AT ALL...but saying"nigger" i mean...it is NOT that bad...seriously everyone calls white people crackers..WHATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE!! i mean seriously..i have nothing against black people but..saying nigger is NOT bad...UGHH!
FucKAll_DisgruntledSexuallyabu Report This Comment
Date: April 23, 2005 07:17PM

Im proud to be american... Its about accepting and aknowledging individuality... Its about one people on race... I you dont like it leave and go wherever you want if theyll take you....The same goes for all those people that are offended by racists rather then pittying them for their ignorance... Im just playing all true racists aren american and need to get the fuck out and go back to who the hell cares they arent nothing but racists and nobody wants them
FucKAll_DisgruntledSexuallyabu Report This Comment
Date: April 23, 2005 07:33PM

Im proud to be american... Its about accepting and aknowledging individuality... Its about one people on race... I you dont like it leave and go wherever you want if theyll take you....The same goes for all those people that are offended by racists rather then pittying them for their ignorance... Im just playing all true racists aren american and need to get the fuck out and go back to who the hell cares they arent nothing but racists and nobody wants them
The_Liberator_of_Your_Mind_and Report This Comment
Date: April 23, 2005 09:24PM

what in the hell is wrong with you people.. all of you. you stupid redneck racist rejects should stop hating people just because their race is way better than ours at almost everything and everyone else shouldn't respond to them like the more we sit here and tell them to "fuck themselves in their dirty redneck asses" the more they're going to do it.... they're just trying to get a reaction out of you all, that's it.

The Liberator of Your Mind & Soul
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 24, 2005 01:13AM

man u guys r fuking dumb no life lsoers. funni reading tho
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 24, 2005 02:58PM

I think it's safe to say that racism is only a matter of ignorance and immaturity. If you only took the time to realize that people are people regardless of what color their skin is. It would be better to judge a person by their personality than by the color of your skin. I wouldn't waste your time trying to argue the pros and cons of every race because I guess in the end it's just your opinion, and everyone is entitled to one. No one is going to change their outlook just because you tell a joke or some biased "fact". But If it helps you sleep go right along...
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 25, 2005 12:43AM

man... I hate niggers, they steal the white mans money, tv, jobs, everything and anything they can get there grimey little nibblets on.... I used to not mind em, until they started thinking they were better than us.. KILL NIGGERSS AND SPICS.... FUCK A JEW TOOO!!!
GrandCyclops Report This Comment
Date: April 25, 2005 12:45AM

All you fucking spics and niggers,

To be American is to be white. White people came here.. stole the land from the redman, forced niggers to be our slaves, and killed spics for trying to get in. Fuck asians too.
JohnPhillips Report This Comment
Date: April 25, 2005 12:47AM

Ahhdurr de dumb
I_Hate_Niggers Report This Comment
Date: April 25, 2005 01:02AM

Q: What does a black kid get for christmas?
A: Your bike.
cesiuminjector Report This Comment
Date: April 25, 2005 11:55PM

anybody remember the south park episode with all the rich black people moving to south park?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 26, 2005 05:55PM

I'm so glad i live in england, pretty much zero racism over here, reasonably integrated schools and communities, respect and tolerance of other cultures, equal opportunities for all. I really feel for the educated american people having to continually defend themselves to prove that they're not as dumb and ignorant as the loudest 75% of thier countrymen.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 26, 2005 09:40PM

I know a guy named Sacha
FUKNAZIS Report This Comment
Date: April 26, 2005 09:43PM

FUck you nazi white trash mutha fucka's you aughta drop dead. stupid ass americans who are too ignorent cuz of all that KFC and Mcdonalds you fillin in your fat chubby asses! im white by the way.
ERiksisRacist Report This Comment
Date: April 26, 2005 09:44PM

read my name
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 26, 2005 09:47PM

Isn't it funny you we never call black people black to their faces............because chances are , he could kick your white ass, im white and i would never pick a fight with a black man half my size.
Jamie_Gemmel Report This Comment
Date: April 26, 2005 11:34PM

Why are white people so succesful and black people so poor do the fucking math!!!!!
Bill_Carew Report This Comment
Date: April 26, 2005 11:35PM

All Blacks have AIDS
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 27, 2005 12:21AM

ur all gay
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 28, 2005 11:54AM

What do you call a nigger priest?
Holy shit.

Whats the difference between a nigger and a pair of jeans?
A pair of leans only has one fly on it.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.

What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from.

What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?
A nigger in a microwave.

What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house?
A spicket fence.

Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!

Why don't jews like oral sex?
It's too close to the gas chamber.How many nigger college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 28, 2005 11:55AM

WHITE IS PRIVELLIGE...WHO WOULD WANT TO BE A MONKEY WHO IS 600.000 YEARS BEHIND IN EVOLUTION...FUCK OFF NIGGERS
The_Metatron Report This Comment
Date: April 28, 2005 04:50PM

Heh.. not all White Americans Are punk ass Racist.. Just like African Americans there's a Small Minority that give the majority a bad face in the eyes of others.

But The Fact of the matter is this..

The Black Panther Party is alive & well.. 2004 we prepped.. 2005 we move..

When we start taking our Nieghborhoods back.. & Start moving more Blacks into YOUR neighborhoods you will have two Choices.

Accept these Black men & Woman as Equals & live as a Community in racial Harmony & as Real AMERICANS

or

Get Hit with a Black Fist...

Or bat..

Or Knife..


See the goal is to weed out these Hidden Racist that Plague our country. As in the 60's we have White members of the Panther party.. more then before as a matter of fact. And like the manhatten-ites of NYC who's faces were the whitest of white but stood up & united with us for the betterment of this country.. more are sure to join.


When we come to your area.. Be you White, Black, or Hispanic.. Ball up your fist & Throw the Right in the Air.


NYC Summer 2005

We ready.. See you then..
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 28, 2005 07:38PM

I enjoy a good racist joke now and again. I say nigger and the like, but it sin't like I would kill 'em all.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 01, 2005 08:35AM

there r 2 kinds of people i h8 in dis world raciest people and niggas
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 04, 2005 06:45PM

White people screw things up. Why do you think America is so screwed up now because white people elected a white guy(bush) as president.you guys say blakc peole steal money you wjhite people stole a whole country you losers.Dont get me wrong i have all kinds of friends including WHITE people.whats a bunch of white people running down a hill? an avalanche.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 06, 2005 10:27PM

black may be beautiful and tan may be grang but white is the color of the big boss man a good nigger is one that is habging from a tree on a short rope
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 06, 2005 10:28PM

black may be beautiful and tan may be grang but white is the color of the big boss man a good nigger is one that is hanging from a tree on a short rope
hispanic Report This Comment
Date: May 07, 2005 10:25PM

yall are funkin racist bitches
American_pride Report This Comment
Date: May 08, 2005 12:12AM

I am very proud to be an American because every other race is garbage.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 08, 2005 02:42AM

FUCK.. ALL OF YOU RACIST HOMOSAPEAN BASTARDS what if jesus wher black or hispanic or asian then you are saying that you hate the one and only god that can save you from your sorry excuse for a life and take you to the gates of hevan. So next time you want to make a racist comment about any type of person be it religous or the color of there skin think about how your damning yourself to an erternity to hell.
American_pride Report This Comment
Date: May 09, 2005 06:56AM

God is an imaginary friend for old people!!
How is it that that god is the only person you can talk to in your head and not be considered crazy?
spiderturd Report This Comment
Date: May 11, 2005 12:50PM

"Now, for the first time we can finally understand what the
African-apeman is saying; before you return the sub-human
animals back to the hell from which they came."
-White E. Boy


YA KNOWS WHATZ 'M SAYIN? - Used at the end of a sentence. Denotes a request for understanding from the Negroid individual. If you hear this repeatedly in a conversation,
put your foot in the apes mouth to shut it up.

MUH BITCH IZ EATIN' GREENS 'N COURNBREAD - The niggers bitch is eating vegetables and cornbread, just like the good old days down south on the plantation.

I'S GOTTA JET - I must leave at an immediately. The Negro must bail his bitch out of the slammer for selling crack or other substances deemed inappropriate to society by the US Government.

I'S GOT YOUR BACK - Denotes a false sense of protection by one Nigger to another. The Negro will often flee the scene in immediate danger because nigs are well known for their footspeed.
In otherwords, the Niggerous-apeus is a fast land animal.

WHITEY, CRACKER, WHITEBREAD, HONKY - Adjectives used to describe a caucasian individual. A proper response to the offending Negro is " Fuck you: (choose one) nigger, junglebunny, jigaboo, porchmonkey, apeman, chimp, coon, darkie, furhead, monkeyman or shit-colored ape."

DOG - Not the domesticated mammalian which barks. Used to denote Negros bitches.

OG - Old Gangsta. Used in the ghetto. Denotes authority in a territorial gang of Negros. Be aware that the Negro who is an OG is armed and dangerous. The Negro known as an OG will most likely being carrying a firearm (semi-auto), pager and a bunch of dope for sale to school children.

YO, HOMEY, LET'S PLAY HOOPS - Hi ya fellow nigger, Let us play basketball. Young monkey males are notorious for playing basketball. Many poor Niggers on welfare buy $200 shoes and hit the courts nightly, thanks to the handsome drug dealing profits.

SMOKE HIM, FOO - Shoot him, friend. Used in nigger culture to denote a killing of another. Hopefully another nigger.

YOU BE TRIPPIN', FOO - Your are paranoid, friend. May have other meanings; "You are fucked up." Can sometimes be diffcult to determine; nigger slang is usually understandable only by niggers.

MY BAD - Monkey made a mistake. Happens constantly since the negro brain is weak & inferior.

DISSIN' -Nigger is getting upppity by disrespecting and/or pissing off a fellow nigger.

YO MAMA - The negro finds your mother attractive, or the negroid thinks that by insulting your mother that he is insulting you. Insult doesn't apply to other niggers because all coons are hatched, not born.

CHRONIC - Used to denote marijuana. Synonym is used in gangsta rap songs. Marijuana has an adverse effect on the negroid system, possibly giving them chronic bronchial infections. The medical condition can have a positive effect on whites when they hear about the nigger deaths increasing!

DAY GONNA GET DAY ASS SHOT ALL UP - They are going to be shot repeatedly. The Nigger ghetto culture encourages violence against rival negroes, helping to purify the town of racial inferiors.

GAT - Gun. As known, many young nigger males are notorious for owning stolen firearms.

DIS SHIT IS WHACK - This situation is not correct or the drugs don't get the nigger high or Monkey don't understand. The weak negro mind sometimes doesn't know it's breakfast from a bowel movement.

MUH JIMMY IS WHACKED - My inhuman 18inch gorillia penis is not functioning properly.

GIT MUH GRUB ON - Eating. They negroid diet usually consists of watermelon, ribs, and fried chicken and grits. Their racial family the African tribes; often drank goat's blood and ate each other.

RIDE - Automobile. Many shit-colored nigger males steal cars and take them out for joyrides. This offense is punishable by up to 10 years of lifting weights with their niggie-friends in "Penn state" college.

DA BOMB - It be the greatest thing since cornbread. Since the negroid americans were not allowed to drop atomic bombs in WWII, they now refer to things they like as the bomb. Too bad Truman didn't nuke the Africa also.

I BE HANGIN' IN MUH CRIB - I am sitting in my dwelling. Many niggers refer to their home as a crib, a childish manifestation of their childish minds.

WHERE BE DA HOES MANG - Where are the whores man? Many Niggers get high on a substance deemed toxic (glue sniffing) then pick up prostitutes because their wifes and/or girlfriends are constantly busy being pimped out.

STEP OFF - Denotes a request from one negro to another to please remain calm. Usually asked after a nigger knocks over a 7-11 or liquor store.

HOMEY - A Faggot nigger requesting some brown action from the male ape he's attracted to.

G-FUNK/THANG - G denotes gangsta. Since many nigger youths hang in gangs and hardly bath, they both look and smell funky.

BRACE YERSELF FOO' - Prepare yourself for anything, my nigger friend. It has been estimated that a nigger is shot every three seconds; helping out the white cause. The nigger with the gun says this phrase while he does all whitemen a service by shooting at rivial niggers.

WORD UP - Nigger #1 understands the nigger #2 or vica veresa.

KICKIN IT WITH THE HONEYS - Staying at home with a nigger bitch. Many negroid males have sex frequently because of the pubic hair on their heads. Negroid males have small brains but they were compensated for their mental-inferiorities with large penises.

PEEP THIS SHIT - Look at this. Many negroes stare at an object aimlessly for minutes or hours. The negro brain processes information about as fast as they work, if they work.

LAY BACK IN THE CUT - Sit in the car out of sight. If one negro is robbing the 7-11 and his get-a-way driver is in the parking lot, the robber will say this to his driver so he will not get nervous when "Whitey" comes to arrest them.

PEACE OUT - Goodbye until I see you again, be careful where you may go. Denotes a false sense of caring. The negro often gets into dangerous situations with other niggers. As the crime rate increases, more negroes die, while those remaining coons screw like dogs to unfortunately keep the nigger herd alive and thriving.

IN DA HOUSE - I am present, Nigger shall now commence with activities of crime, fornication, and drug abuse. Many negroes go to parties and fornicate, thus driving up the blackie population.

WHOP YOUR ASS - I will assault you until I render you un- conscious. Denotes a threat from a negro to another negro. Many negroes beat each other unconscious everyday and cause many injuries. Whitey has the apemen to thank for the health insurance rates going up.

KNOCKIN BOOTS - Having sex. Many negroid males sodomize HOOD RATS, SKANKS, WHORES, HOES and other nasty nigger bitches who live in the ghetto. The female niggers will screw any piece of meat with two legs so the bitch can get her next drug fix.

spiderturd Report This Comment
Date: May 11, 2005 12:52PM

The following exam was given to LA Chimp-Americans by a former LS school teacher:

Name:___________
Alias:____________
Gang:____________
1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots, and he shoots 13 times at every drive by shooting, how may drive by shootings can he enjoy before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Ricky for $320 and 2 grams to D.J. for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If his price is $65 per Joe, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound pound of heroin and make a 20% profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for stealing a Chevy, and $200 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $1000?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing her for spending his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can Tagger spray if he steals 3 cans of paint and finds 1 can of paint 1/3 empty?

8. Hector has knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $235 per month rent goes up 15%, how many children should she have to keep up with expenses?

10. Salvator was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000.
If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose for jumping bail?

spiderturd Report This Comment
Date: May 11, 2005 12:53PM

hahahahaha lmfao
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 11, 2005 10:08PM

wat do u call two mexicans,one asain, and three niggers in a line?

a sprinkler(spick-spick-chink-nigga-nigga-nigga
hitler_got_it_right_at_the_end Report This Comment
Date: May 12, 2005 07:08PM

hitler got it right at the end-he shot himself maybe you should seriously consider that option too.

i wasnt going to post anything but with all the great jokes on this board i thought id add a few myself:

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the white girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch!" The white girl complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore dick shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

its wierd how white people think their the greatest...well in reality you have fucked up the world so bad that our kids will all probably die a slow painful death. you twist facts to suit yourselves and are so unbelievably hypocritical that its pathetic.
1. jesus wasn't white! so effectively your mummies and daddies goin every sunday to church are praying to your arch enemy.
2. a common phrase heard by american racists is "go back to where u came from!" well maybe they should take their own advice.

yes ethnic groups do fuck up no denying that but u dont hear of as many sick twisted stories as you do bout whiteys.

the color of your skin is jus that a color! it shows how narrow minded and racists are if they base their judgement on simple color.

strike_back Report This Comment
Date: May 14, 2005 12:38AM

BLACK POWER!!!

-what is up with white people's lips?
-why do most of them smell like wet dogs?
-why do they act like whites dont commit crimes?(i guess they just been in denial all these years, its sad)
-why are white men's dicks so small, i could get closer to an orgasm with a tampon(atleast they cant cheat)
-3 words: Grounding Doesn't Work!
-when a black man walks by you, he aint thinkin bout yo ass, u aint gotta cross the damn street(punk)
-why are whites tryin to talk over rap, can a group have atleast one thing without whites tryin to take it and call it there creation?
-also takin our slang, you hate us for not usin correct english, but i constantly see whites on tv usin "for shizzel" and "hizzel", usin it wrong too(just stop it)
IAM_BLACK_52992 Report This Comment
Date: May 14, 2005 10:27PM

Nigga
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 22, 2005 02:58AM

u guys are fucking retards and stupid
American_pride Report This Comment
Date: May 22, 2005 08:05PM

hey strike back, blacks never had power and they never will, go speak ur ebonics somewhere else.
dont_b_hatincome_on_guys Report This Comment
Date: May 23, 2005 01:53AM

this is just some really sad stuff. The point of comedy is not to belittle someone, but to spread laughter and enjoyment. Racist jokes can be funny, but at times the funniest part about them is that the person telling them thinks that they are really doing something and somehow subjugating another race by using jokes they cut and paste from some other website. Look at American_pride right there, the name is such a contradiction because now America's most celebrated traits among Americans are the ideologies of freedom and equality, that is what Americans are proud of. Sure, you could respond with some non-sense hypothetical response, but its just that-trivial. And as for the comments from strike back and Hitler got it right at the end, you can't really make a legitimate point when you yourself are employing racism.

What do you get when you put 2 black guys in a box?
A pair of loafers.
What do you get when you put 10 white guys in a box?
a box of crackers.
What do you get when you put 100 asians in a box?
A bunch of really great clothes.
What do you get when you put 1000 mexicans in a box?
A stolen space ship if it's in America.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 25, 2005 11:43PM

how do you keep a mexican from stealing your wallet?

put a bar of soap on top of it
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 30, 2005 12:37AM

what do you use as biat for a nigger trap?
a bucket of kfc
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 30, 2005 05:57PM

wicked what do you call baby niggers ... nigletts
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 31, 2005 01:24PM

Jewish people are white.
GET_AT_ME_DOGG Report This Comment
Date: June 02, 2005 02:03PM

I TINK YA'LL WHITE PPL WHO HATE BLACKS R PLAYA HATERS.WE TAKIN ALL YO GURLS CUZ YA'LL AINT GT DICKS 2 SATISFY DEM. LOOK AT IT DATS Y WHITE PPL STARTED DA WHOLE GAY MOVEMENT.GUYS SUCKIN GUYS DICKS ITS A WHITE THING NT A BLACK THING U FAGGOTS ASS RACISTS.N THOSE WHO ARENT RACISTS PEACE
the_thinker Report This Comment
Date: June 02, 2005 09:50PM

what do yuo call a black guy sky diving?

air pollution.
the_thinker Report This Comment
Date: June 02, 2005 09:56PM

there were 3 guys in a boat.an Asian guy,chinese guy, and a white guy. So they all desited to throw something that they have a lot in their conutry. the asian guy threw rice in the water,the mexican guy threw burrito's in the water and the white guy got the mexican guy and threw him in the water.
the_thinker Report This Comment
Date: June 02, 2005 10:00PM

what do you call 3 white guys in bed?

a stack of crackers.
the_thinker Report This Comment
Date: June 02, 2005 10:04PM

whites blacks who cares
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: June 03, 2005 11:42AM

ATTENTION LITTLE BRAINS!!! there is only ONE race...it is the HUMAN RACE.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 06, 2005 05:39AM

What do you call a dead white man

A pork chop
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 06, 2005 05:41AM

White people have no colour y'all made the usa out of yourselfs because When a nigger smacks you white boy you go red, when a nigga punches you go blue and when you put on your kkk unforms you white again dumb crackers go listen to some country and western
ihateracism Report This Comment
Date: June 08, 2005 02:52AM

You know the world is corrupted when u got a bunch of racist bitches leaving hateful comments like this online. If you guys think your so tough and powerful why dont you reveal yourself in public instead of hiding behind some anonymous comment...Fucking Pricks! Racism is a piece of shit and people should value the different colors, cultures, and religions this world holds. Can u imagine a world where the people were of the same race and practiced the same customs everywhere, where the fuck is the fun in that? These different characteristics are what make the world unique and beautiful. But some of all pricks are just too narrowminded to see that. Fuck, I just cant believe America still had rascist bastards like some of yall representing it....
the_thinker Report This Comment
Date: June 08, 2005 09:06PM

Why do mexican's ride olwriders?

So they can hop the border.
the_thinker Report This Comment
Date: June 08, 2005 09:07PM

what did the blind kid say to Michael Jackson?

Are you sure doctors are suppose to touch that.
the_thinker Report This Comment
Date: June 08, 2005 09:09PM

yo mama so ugly when she went to extreme make over they said sorry not even god can fix that ugly face.

If you want more jokes go to my website. thethinker12.tripod.com
the_thinker Report This Comment
Date: June 08, 2005 09:11PM

why did Michael Jackson become white?

Because most whites are gay.

Why are whites racist?

Because god told Moses most white people are going to become gay!
John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: June 09, 2005 03:00AM

Jeeezus christ these jokes are lame.
Are all racists as funny as you folks? Cuz if they are, when the world goes totally racist, we're gonna be bored a shit.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 09, 2005 08:02AM

Why do blacks lean to the middle of the car when they drive?
They think the smell's coming from outside.

Why do mexicans drive lowriders?
So they can pick cabbage and look cool at the same time.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 09, 2005 05:28PM

wat 3 things cant u give a black guy?
a black eye, a fat lip and a job!!
JB_YALL Report This Comment
Date: June 12, 2005 04:27AM

wats the diffrence between a mexican and a pizza?
a pizza can feed a family of four.

how do you stop a mexican tank?
attack the guy who's pushing it.

these jokes are all just $ fun
Ogum_trOde__Niggas_suck Report This Comment
Date: June 15, 2005 11:06AM

Im going to use niglet as my new word for now on. Its fuckin hilarious.
Ogum_trOde Report This Comment
Date: June 15, 2005 11:14AM

I love you racist kids your hilarious. Except for the white jokes they weren't funny. make a funny white joke you stupid dumb mtherfuckin negros. Racism is great. Why cant you all un racist just see that. Without racism nothing would be fun. Everyone deep down really is racist and see their race or skin color or religion as the best even if you dont admit stupid niggers and spics and beaners and chinks and arabs and jews and protestants. You are all racist too and you can all suck my average sized white catholic cock. ASSHOLES.
Typical_ROW_POV Report This Comment
Date: June 16, 2005 11:59AM

He he!

You americans are so stupid. The most retarded race in human history, in fact. I'm mostly talking about the white ones of course - the black ones at least have some talent, they can rap pretty well. But all of you are quite amusing. You need to buy a huge-gas-guzzling-monster-dodge-ram in order to be able to fit into a vehicle (hey, get it? you are all fat fucks!!) and that car has to be fitted and yet you actually know fuck all about the massive cars you drive (did you know, for instance, that the Hummer h2 you drive to work in and look 'bling' is actually doing about half a mile per gallon? And what about that your caddilac escalade that you need to drive in order to 'feel safe' in, is actually going to be more dangerous in a crash than a proper car, not just to everyone around you, but you as well? And are you actually going to GO off road in that 30 foot high, roof-in-the-clouds-giant-4X4? Fuck no! You might scratch your chrome rims or dent your just-there-for-`show`, polished bull bars! And, incidentally, it is you who are fucking up the atmosphere, you who are making it hard for the rest of the world and you who are now inviting terrorists to come and have a pop at europe. May God bless America... and then shit on it during the night.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 16, 2005 01:27PM

Why are niggers hands and feet white?

because they stood on their hands and feet when god spray painted them


God i hate niggers, thinking they can take over, and the way they speak is just do retarded
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 16, 2005 01:27PM

so*
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 16, 2005 01:33PM

black women are the ugliest things ive ever seen
Typical_ROW_POV Report This Comment
Date: June 17, 2005 11:27AM

What the fuck do you mean, so? You are so fucking stupid! Why the fuck am I even typing this? You lot are so retarded and fat that no-one can make any sense of you.
APE_GENERAL_ROLLI_FROM_EORANGE Report This Comment
Date: June 18, 2005 12:33AM

niggers i mean all u Newark Niggers be drinking MadDawg2020 yo just cus i feel sorry for ur bad white jokes ill throw in a bag of weed so youll take yo blk ghetto wanna be back into KFC. while u dare get be a dam wing fool
APE_GENERAL_ROLLI_FROM_EORANGE Report This Comment
Date: June 18, 2005 12:44AM

TO BAD U CAN POST GORILLAS PICTURES.. KFC SOLD OUT. no more fried chicken for the apes of newark. better start collecting WELFARE till Kfc can take on the huge Demand for fastFood peace Niggers ,, hey benny pals cabing sunday uncle got a new credit card stole it off some drunk nigger in newark.. anyway have a good night man/ lol
Black_Power Report This Comment
Date: June 18, 2005 10:36AM

fuck u white boys, u fucks cant diss black ppl in front of their faces, pussy ass fucks
white ppl talk 2 mch shit
RAWR Report This Comment
Date: June 18, 2005 07:34PM

hey! You shut the hell up! "God thinks black people are obsolete farm equipment." And the fact that you have to type people like "ppl" is fucking retarded. Your just upset because whites got a better education that you ever did..... DICK!
Jeff Report This Comment
Date: June 19, 2005 11:21PM

Hey lizzy hahaha dey all racist
Black_Fuck Report This Comment
Date: June 19, 2005 11:22PM

i lik to watch opra
Aussie Report This Comment
Date: June 22, 2005 02:45AM

What do you call a black man in a river??
Coco- Pops.

What do you call a nigger rolling up a hill??
Black Magic

What do you call a nigger in a letter box??
Black Mail.

What do you call a nigger with yellow teeth?
Crunchie.

What do you call a nigger in the freezer?
Stiff shit.

If you want more of these jokes email me.



Aussie Report This Comment
Date: June 22, 2005 02:46AM

email me at tommug ;uns@yahoo.com
Tim_T Report This Comment
Date: June 24, 2005 12:49AM

Why dont negros like blowjobs
~thEY dont like n e jobs
Why do blacks smell so bad
~so blind people can h8 them 2

Tim_T Report This Comment
Date: June 24, 2005 12:50AM

if u over a hundred racist jokes email me at Billabo& #110;gT6@aol.com
not_racist Report This Comment
Date: June 24, 2005 01:29AM

Im from NZ, all you white power wankers are all fucking shit if you guys come to our country us native MAORI will fuck you guys up you pale pussies

Q: Whats long and white A: white mans nose because it certainly aint thier dicks.
not_racist Report This Comment
Date: June 24, 2005 01:48AM

What would you white people think if the next president of usa was Black.....I would laugh so bad

America might actually win the war in Iraq. Too many whites in the army, all ugly skin headed pussies
Typical_ROW_POV Report This Comment
Date: June 24, 2005 11:47AM

He he!
You white americans are such sad little creatures. You are fat and lazy and the only reason you are so racist to blacks is that you take 99.9% of the money and leave them with nothing, which, in your weird little minds entitles you to be mean to them as well. The only reason why you hate them so much is because literally any black american could cave your head in with one punch. You only dare to insult them over this system because they cannot use physical violence against you. Black america is the only decent part of america - the only ones with any talent are blacks because they can make good lyrics - the only talented white american is marshall mathers, who was brought up in a black community. Before you say that the blacks are 1.stupid, 2.smelly and 3.ugly, you should really look at yourselves.
1.You white americans are so stupid that even your president, the one who is supposed to be at least vaguely intelligent is a TOTAL retard.
2.White americans are more smelly than blacks because odours and fungi get trapped in the folds of fat that dominate your bodies.
3.You are SO FAT that no-one could possibly find you attractive, hence you are ugly.
And by the way, loads of black americans are drop-dead gorgeous. Think of Halle Berry...

By the way I am not black. I am english. Unlike all of white america, I am not a complete and utter retarded fuckface. Good day to you.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 24, 2005 06:47PM

I was amused, but some how I do feel less intelligent after reading this page. You all need some ghetto education.
not_racist Report This Comment
Date: June 25, 2005 05:08AM

A agree with TYPICAL ROW POV AND THE THINGS I TYPED BEFORE WERE TO WHITE AMERICANS
not_racist Report This Comment
Date: June 25, 2005 05:09AM

GO THE ALL BLACKS GO THE ALL BLACKS GO THE ALL BLACKS GO THE ALL BLACKS KICK THE LIONS ASS
not_racist Report This Comment
Date: June 25, 2005 05:19AM

ALL BLACKS BEAT THE LIONS 21-3 I THOUGHT I MIGHT TELL ALL YOU RACISTS HOMOS. IF YOU READ THIS YOU ARE PROBABLY HAVING A WANK. AND THE AUSSIE DUDE AUSTRAYA(HOW ITS SAID)IS THE MOST SHITIEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD EVEN WORST THEN USA. I WENT THEIR FOR A HOLIDAY AND I REGRET GOING THERE. ITS A COMPLETE SHIT HOLE. COME TO NZ THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
white_power Report This Comment
Date: June 25, 2005 01:09PM

Why do you niggers think hardly any president is black apart from your home coutry. Because we are white, always been white and we are more powerful than you fucking foreigners.

Go back to your home country, cus we dont want you.

There is no black in the union jack.
Typical_ROW_POV Report This Comment
Date: June 25, 2005 02:43PM

HE HE HE HE!!!!!!!!!

Union jack??? That is the great british flag you stupid white american!!!!! Ha ha ha! You are such a retard!!! Oh my god... R-O-F-L!!!! You white americans have just proved my opinion - you are all fat retards!!! And before you ask, no - your president isn't Tony Blair!!!
not_racist Report This Comment
Date: June 25, 2005 09:33PM

IN THE NEXT TEN YEARS USA IS GOING TO BE RULED BY BLACKS. BLACK PRESIDENT, BLACK GOVERNORS, BLACK EVERYTHING.(I HOPE)AND THEY SHOULD DO NASTY STUFF TO YOU WHITE POWER MOTHER FUCKERS.DA K K K ITS MORE LIKE THE GAY GAY GAY
BLACK_AND_PROUD Report This Comment
Date: June 25, 2005 09:41PM

HEY WHITE POWER FAG YOU CANT SPELL. IM A NIGGER AND I SPELL BETTER THEN YOU. HA HA HA THAT KKK LEADER WHO KILLED CIVIL RIGHTS PEOPLE IS GOING TO JAIL HOPE HE DROPS THE SOAP IN THE SHOWERS SO HE CAN GET TAKEN UP THE ASS BY A WHITE POWER HORNEY CUNT. OH IV GOT PART JEW IN ME.
BrownSuga91 Report This Comment
Date: June 26, 2005 02:46AM

All ya'll black haters need to go fuck ureselves and go fuck their mothes cuz black is beautiful and ya'll is just jealous of what we got..ya'llm just wish u were us which is why u are the first ones talkin about u wanna get a tan or when u go to the Carribean that u wanna get braids so before ya'll go raggin on black ppl u need to look at ureselves because ya'll whities is always tryin to be like US! So ya'll need to go back to ure rich beach houses with ure big ass yacht and go eat some mayo with crackers...bitches! Don't hate....appreciate! And u kno what.....black ppl have more fun with their lives than white ppl because they aren't uptight BITCHES that think about makin money and gettin big houses they live their lives!
PS . Black and proud....keep speakin ure mind...cuz it is all true..thx for the support!
Caramel_Milan Report This Comment
Date: June 27, 2005 05:43PM

okay...the thing i can't understand about whites is why do they insult our beautiful black features (like our luscious, kissable full lips) and then run out to the plastic surgeon to inject those pale nasty slashes they call mouths with collagen? not to mention those who want our delicious asses so bad they actually get (yes its true) BOOTY IMPLANTS LMAO...oh and like Brown Suga mentioned, why are y'all so eager to tan yourselves? wanna be black like us i guess...ignorance is a sad sad disease and unfortunately you racist fucks are all desperately infected. open those pretty blue eyes, my friends. black is beautiful, black is strong, and black is here to STAY grinning
smileygrinning
smileygrinning
smiley

so go fuck yourselves.

much love
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 27, 2005 07:05PM

That is funny. All whites go to www.stormfront.com
and enjoy yourself there.

anyway niggers. Tell me why each country ever ruled by black failed. But i don't wan't the niggers out i just want them all dead. Shot by those racist people they call the army or the police. why not all the couloreds in the world. Yes all other races extinct. yes that can work.

ANYWAY I AM S.A SO EXCUUUUSE MY SPELLING.

AND NOW REPEAT AFTER ME:

I IZ NIGGA YOU IZ NIGGA, WE FUCK OURSELFES BECUZ WE IZ NIGGAS.

NOW SING:

I IZ COON, BIG BLACK BABOON, BEING FED BY MY RACIST OPRESSORS. I'ZZZZ NEVER BE AGRESSIVE TO MY OPRESSORS AS LONG AS THEY GIEvZZZ ME FOOdZZZ.

NOW EVERYBODY:

I IZ NIGGAZZ YOUZ IZ NIGGAAZ WE ALL NIGGaZ . WHITEY PUT ME DOWN.
BLACK_AND_PROUD Report This Comment
Date: June 29, 2005 01:08AM

s.a is rulled by a black and its successful
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 29, 2005 04:04AM

I am not white, nor black.....I pity your superficial intelligence.....pull yer head out; all colors die....it's obvious whites are never happy until they ruin something (idiotic behavior caused by other white paranoids)......as for the blacks...stay proud!!....
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 30, 2005 12:49AM

WOW! White AND black racists? (yes you're racist too. 'Oh white guys have small dicks. White men aren't tough'. You fucks sound like black members of the KKK. Though I can't completely blame you with the stupid fucking racist white guys in here). Hey white guys, you ever think maybe they can't get an education is cause they're born poor, cause people like you keep them down? Black guys, you think you're so strong and all white guys are pussies huh? I guess it has nothing to do with nearly every black guy that came here was selected by his ability to do slave labor. If black people are so superiour why don't they bring home all the gold medals in the olympics every time? Oh that's right they're too busy being EQUAL to white countries. [email protected] is so proud that he's English & not a stereotyping American whitey, so much so he makes a post saying white Americans are all shit. I hope you don't meet even one racist asian someday, cause who knows you might start saying 'FUCK CHINA they're all racist assholes'. By the way the only ones with talent are blacks? I guess you're right. Every white American had to steal his music off some black guy. What a great stereotype. smiling
smiley
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 30, 2005 01:03PM

im white, n ur white racists r giving us a bad name piss if u fuking racists, i take d blak side here, n no i aint no wigga, i jst think wat ur doing is pussy n rong, dnz
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 30, 2005 02:24PM

i agree with the guy above me
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 01, 2005 12:42AM

OK, [email protected] & [email protected]; it's not your features that people dislike; it's the fact that, just like Brownsuga said, "blacks have more fun... because they aren't up tight".....NO shit! You are all mostly a race of loud, rude, self-righteous, inconsiderate, hateful, self-lothing, mean, asinine people. That's why no one can stand you! Of course there are the few exceptions, that's why they're my friends.
black_and_proud Report This Comment
Date: July 01, 2005 05:45PM

hey asian fuck why dont you shut the fuck up and worry about the diseases you are spreading fucking intruders ching chong ching chong
neutral Report This Comment
Date: July 03, 2005 08:35AM

u no what fuk wat colour, wat race, where u come from in d end were all human, how the fuk can some priks above say 'go back to where u came from, were all equal, the world is multicultural, and uv probably got foreign blood in u neway u dik. neway why are u insulting blak people, ther the same as ne white person, in fact physically they are beta, ther routes mean they develop more muscle and quiker, thats why ther soo strong and amazing athlets. al u racists are prejudice basterds, go bak to where u cam frm...the womb! the world is beta wiod out racists. it you who fuk up our society. and as much as i insult u racists, i do still consider u as a human being and think tht u could chnge, bt i can c thts not guna happen u ingnorant basterds, get a fuking life, peace out all
stevz
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 03, 2005 11:19AM

lol i dont hate black ppl or white or mexicans. Living in canada you have to hate natives. some are good but only like 1.2%. In case you dont know them they talk funny they have no manners, swearing constantly, and ever since they moved in 4 murders have occured. So i wish we had blacks and all them.
Anonymous34530 Report This Comment
Date: July 04, 2005 01:03AM

oh my god look at you people...you are having a deliberate, intricate argument, wasting time and energy, because of something as stupid as the color of someone's SKIN??? racism has definitely go to be the most infantile, ignorant, dimwitted idea that mankind has ever put forth. IT's JUST SKIN!!! GET OVER IT. no one is purely white or purely black ANYWAY. check your history, if you're white, more than likely you have some black in your blood and the same goes for blacks. and to [email protected], you haven't met all the black people in the world hun, so be a dear and don't make assumptions on the entire race. we are all in this together and eventually this hatred is gonna suffocate us all...to the blacks on this, if you reciprocate the ignorant comments of the white racists here with more hate, you are proving yourself to be no better than them, and hypocrital at that. i know it's cliche but seriously we're all human, if a white person and a black person cut themselves, you can't tell the difference from their blood...so lets leave ALL this racist shit behind once and for all.
your_mum Report This Comment
Date: July 04, 2005 01:17AM

but its fun being racist
bitch_ass Report This Comment
Date: July 04, 2005 04:19AM

lol, sum funny shit on dis, i gotta say, all u honkeys say we poor and shit, but its you's who take it from us, crackers goin for sum tans and shit, all u whiteys gotta say is, fuck u niggas and shit, thats all u've got to say cause u aint got nafing else to say, u's blacks would fuck whiteys in fight ne day!! All u white bitches gotta get ur head outta ur ass cause if u dont, another whitey gonna stick thers up there, and if u to dumb to figure it out, eg..hitler....waz a racist fuck who spat when he talke,,,,, bah, fucken hidious, neways he killed whites az well cause of ur fucken eye colour rofl...
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 04, 2005 04:22AM

facet it crackerssssss, white wanna b black, black wanna stay black, except in 1 case, micheal jackson!!! but i can see where he came from, he raped little children so i understand y he wanted to go white....haha
bitch_ass Report This Comment
Date: July 04, 2005 04:23AM

hay america, im sorri i gotta say dis bout my own country but u r all fat, and rape children
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 04, 2005 08:10PM

I hate all blacks whites yellas n reds. I am god so I am OOOKAY
Slantee Report This Comment
Date: July 05, 2005 01:10AM

Hey there "[email protected]"; Obviouslsly you did not read the "mostly" part in 210226's thread. Also, it's not "just skin". It's a culture, one that is self-righteous, disconnecting, and always expecting a handout because everyone is taking shit from them.......BULLSHIT, I've been mugged twice and guess what, it wasn't white guys, they were black! They've taken plenty from my Korean ass. Also, only Blacks get sickle-cell anemia...Oh but we're all the same, Bullshit!!!
WHITEandBrown_POWER Report This Comment
Date: July 06, 2005 10:50PM

Fuck those monkey ass niggers.....they all need to die....their stinky...fucking ignorant...and are the #1 diesease carriers/spreaders in the World...Yes niggers...this is true.
78% of HIV and Herpes carriers are NIGGERS...so put your head down and shoot yourself...you fucking filthy beasts...White and Mexican pride...fuck niggers =)
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 07, 2005 05:58PM

fuck all yall white asses you say you hate niggers but when you face to face with one you try to act all nice and shit cuz you know we'll beat your ass
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 07, 2005 06:04PM

white and black your just a stupid spic that i can give a leaf blower to and you'll have my yard clean in 20 sec.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 07, 2005 06:07PM

white people are just made to be pussies i bet as i speak a white person is gettin there ass whooped by a so called nigger right now
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 07, 2005 06:09PM

yeah we need to go back to our country you guys are fuckin stupid the land was the natives before anyone so you need to take your white asses back to europe
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 07, 2005 06:15PM

yo listen to this shit i whooped a white persons ass the other day for some racist shit.Then the next day his ex girlfriend said his favorite singer is 2pac but he hates black people
Ol_Blighty Report This Comment
Date: July 09, 2005 02:39PM

You are a bunch of pink wearing batty boys/tail gunners and how can you be racist when we (The British and Irish) spawned you muthafuckas!!!!! And what's all this about you yanks pretending to be Irish? As if being a yank ain't bad enough!!!! Maybe the Native Americans should be making fun of you ya fuckin' white trash twats. PS BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Typical_ROW_POV Report This Comment
Date: July 09, 2005 02:45PM

Right. First things first. Fuck you. I went to america recently and guess what I found? My survey says that 99% of USA = Fat fuck mcgee! And the other 1% are anorexic. Just remember, when you get up in the mornings, to wash between the folds of flab, because, after close scrutinisation, I discovered mould and even cockroaches living under the massive saggy man boobs.

P.S. black people should rule america because they are the only ones with any kind of use or talent.

Later, fat fucking fuck faced fucks.
smart_white_guy Report This Comment
Date: July 09, 2005 02:55PM

Black people aren't the real problem with your country. The real problem is white guys, in suits, who rule your corporations. They take your jobs, not black people - they steal your money, not black people, and they rule your country, not black people. That is the problem with your country. Now stop watching Will and Grace while wanking over a Sausage fest. You bunch of southern, gay, inbred rednecks. It isnt good when your mum is your sister, you bunch of cock sucking poofs.
Ol_Blighty, Typical_row_pov and [email protected] have it right - not you bunch of dicks.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 11, 2005 05:12PM

a black man and his son are canoeing throgh a swamp full of mud, and the little boy accidentally pushed his father out of the boat and so the little boy said wheres my dad!?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 11, 2005 05:13PM

a black man is teaching a pool of white kids in a class room (so basically alll the kids are white) and so the teacher goes infront of the black board and one kid yells HEY WHERE DID THE TEACHER GO!???HAHAHAHAH
black_and_proud Report This Comment
Date: July 11, 2005 09:09PM

stink shit dats gay
black_and_proud Report This Comment
Date: July 11, 2005 09:10PM

i'll tell you a joke a white man's dick
niggah_wit_attitude Report This Comment
Date: July 11, 2005 09:21PM

there were three white guy's and 1 of them went to heaven b coz he was a sex addict and he died of aidz there was another white man he died of greed and there was another white man he died b coz he drunk so they all got a second chance to live so they were walking down the street and the man that died of drinking to much beers saw a bar cool datz me and POOF HE DIED!!!!!!!
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 12, 2005 01:06AM

Why are black people's hands white?

Because God put a little good in everyone.

Now sit son i own u niggas, want some watermelon with that?
white_power Report This Comment
Date: July 12, 2005 11:35AM

all you blacks fail to realise this one thing. all sexy women are white. there is no such thing as a sexy black women, they just dont exist. FACT.

also niggers do not respect england and the men who fought throught ww1 and ww2. if we lost ww2 for eg. black people would be extinct.
BLACK_POWER Report This Comment
Date: July 12, 2005 12:18PM

ARE YOU COLOUR BLIND "WHITE_POWER", IF IT WASNT FOR BLACK PEOPLE THERE WOULDNT BE ELECTRICITY, BLACK PEOPLE CONTRIBUTED A LOT TO SOCIETY HARDLY WITHOUT RECOGNITION, SO DON'T FUCKING GIVE ME ALL THAT WW1 AND WW2 BULLSHIT & WHITE PEOPLE PROBABLY TOOK ALL THE CREDIT FOR IT...AND OH beyonce is the most wanted woman in the world and uh what colour is she? i think ive made my point!
M1s_K77Y Report This Comment
Date: July 12, 2005 03:59PM

not trying to be mean and all but all this gotta stop!!! u ppl just way 2 racist. every1 has 2 agree that there are white and black ppl that do stupid shit sometimes.THE WORLDS NOT PERFECT YA KNOW!
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 12, 2005 05:35PM

whats blue and hangs in my front yard?

My nigger and i'll paint him whatever colour i want
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 12, 2005 09:31PM

Ya know, "BLACK POWER", ur right, there would be no electricity because we needed someone to climb up those power lines first to see if it'd kill a person! LOL!!!! JK, also, I agree that Beyance is a super beautiful woman. It, doesn't matter what color a chic is...if she's hot, she's hot! I like all different shapes, sizes, and colors!
white_power Report This Comment
Date: July 14, 2005 03:02PM

Beyonce is very ugly, she is black and looks like a skidmark. Thats what you people are, skidmarks of society.

I hate blacks and they are one race that need exterminating cus they think they rule. when they clearly dont.

Plus name some other women (who probably look like a fat womans asshole after a shit) who u think is sexy. cus there aint noen of em.
white_power Report This Comment
Date: July 15, 2005 06:47AM

also nggers are the biggest pussies going. i live in england not that shit dump u call america. theres just too many skidmarks living there
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 16, 2005 07:20PM

fuck all you stupid niggers, WHITE POWER
sarasota_KKK Report This Comment
Date: July 16, 2005 07:28PM

all you stupid niggers listen here, you ask all your punk ass nigger buddies from sarasota what happend to there pussy asses 3 weeks ago at fruitville park when 6 of there pussy asses fucked with me and 2 of my fellow klans man. They got the worst ass whippen of there live, I beat that ass like there dad should have, oh ya they probably dont know who there dad is, but dont worry I maid them NIGGERS my bitch WHITE POWER
destructor Report This Comment
Date: July 24, 2005 02:13PM

It's obvious to the majority of the world that the negro is not quite up to speed with the rest of humanity, except this religious cult called liberalism (utter lunacy).

However, I'm not a nazi as per say. Don't get me wrong, they had a few good ideas, but they were a little illogical concerning race and not extreme enough in other areas. Eugenics is the answer, we need to scower the world for the most intelligent and evict the stupid and implement a eugenic meritocratic technocracy.

Neither are the literally billions of mongoloids and other caucasians (the caucasian sub-species ocnisats of both whites and arabs, just like the mongoloids sub-species consists of native americans and orientals).

I'm not so sure about the west, luckily though most non-black people just ignore liberal propoganda and engage in rational debate concerning race behind black and liberal people's backs. Everyone knows this cult group preys on the stupid, it's why you know you'll like a black guy if he is a conservative. Even if all conservatives are left wing a*s hats.

Well, that's my $0.02. I look forward to a reply.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 28, 2005 10:35PM

niggers are dumb and stupid and talk like retards.
sarasota_KKK Report This Comment
Date: July 29, 2005 08:56PM

you damn right anonymous 122103 (WHITE POWER)
sarasota_KKK Report This Comment
Date: July 29, 2005 08:59PM

How do you save a nigger from drowning.
Take your foot of his head,LOL
white_power Report This Comment
Date: July 30, 2005 03:52PM

lol good joke. and very true, they do speak like complete retards. (just who are they trying to impress??????????????)
sarasota_KKK Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2005 10:31PM

white power to all you pussy ass niggers out there FUCK YOU
white_power Report This Comment
Date: August 03, 2005 04:51AM

no fuck you. hitler had the right idea to exterminate you bunch of lowlife, just had the wrong approch
white_power Report This Comment
Date: August 03, 2005 04:52AM

o sorry mate i thought u wer tellin me to fuck off. niggers fuck off back to africa were you come from. there is no black in the union jack. nor the american flag.
white_power_hater Report This Comment
Date: August 05, 2005 04:00AM

u fucken white power pieces of dog shit are all fucken drop nuts. yesterday 6 white guys tried to jump me. once they got to me they all backed off (pussies) but i ran after them and fuked the mother fuckers up and by the way its not the black ppl that speak retarded is the red necks yes the fucken inbreaded red necks the people whos mums your sister and brother your uncle they speak retarded( if it werent for black people america would just be some random country in the world)blacks have talent, unlike you white power bums reading this. so you white power pussies say hello to your mum your sister and your aunty for me. oh sorry W.P ppls your mum is sister and your sister is your aunty who married your brother lol
white_power_hater Report This Comment
Date: August 05, 2005 04:11AM

i bet all the white power ppl who post shit on this are all fat gays who sucks dick for coke wanking with their lttle pink penises.

oh yea the NATIVE INDIANS were in AMERICA first so W.P dont tell the black people to go back to africa when very you guys should go back to Europe

you stupid sons of dog shaggers
white_power_hater Report This Comment
Date: August 05, 2005 04:13AM

shoot your self in the head and do the country a favour
white_power_hater Report This Comment
Date: August 05, 2005 04:13AM

white trash
white_power Report This Comment
Date: August 05, 2005 05:48AM

I am english u dumb cunt. all niggers are dumb asses. you name 3 famous scentists who were wogs?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 05, 2005 02:21PM

hahahahahhahahahhaaaaaaahhhahahahahahahah man u guys r all so racist
Brown_Pride Report This Comment
Date: August 05, 2005 05:19PM

Hey fuck you racist bitches you put the mexicans and blacks in a room w/you bitch made clan fuck and we will kill you!!go take the wheels off you rich uncles trailer you fucking racist bitches and learn how to spell i realize there is only so many letters in trailer but there is more to the alphabet
white_power Report This Comment
Date: August 06, 2005 06:55AM

u make no sense you fukin coon
cueball_B Report This Comment
Date: August 06, 2005 11:00AM

this is some real funny shit. At the end of the day, you too look like dumb fucks. Grow the fuck up. Do you really think theres a place in todays world for little bitches whining about blacks? Or blacks whining about whites? Normal people just laugh at you. You're filled with hate because you're ignorant. I'm from Belgium and talk Dutch, but i see more spelling mistakes on this page, than i see in Belgium for a whole year. If you think all blacks are retarded, thats because you don't think there worth talking to, and you think that because you're scared of them and find them intimidating. Face it, you're all scared of negros. yall talk about killing or beating them up, well i hope all of you redneck bitches get caught fucking your mothers, get thrown in jail, and have a 600 pound black guy called Bubba as cellmate, who fucks you're asses every day and makes you cry like the little scared bitches that you are. Stupid, ignorant, retarded white powerlosers!
PS: i'm white, don't you think i'm black!
white_power Report This Comment
Date: August 06, 2005 01:47PM

Look cueball u nigger lover. blacks and islam is the enemy. and how dare u say we are all scared of wogs, far from it, they are filth and i particulary dont like to be near them apart from when im beating the shit out of them.

did u hear about that racist attack in england the other day, nigger got killed with an axe.

loads and loads of pakis are gettin bashed every day cus they are not wanted.

accept it u cunt
cueball_B Report This Comment
Date: August 07, 2005 03:39PM

listen, white_power pussy, the reason for terrorist attacks is religion, not race. I can't understand why people hate because of skincolour. You may be white, but to me you're a fucking faggot. A little prick who thinks beating up blacks compensates for your small dick. A fucking shame that people like you don't get killed. Do you really think somebody would care if you died? Nobody would. And my little speech of yall being scared, i don't doubt that. You probebly to retarded to understand the psychological point i was making. And oh boohoo that a nigger was killed by an axe. You probably would'nt have the balls to do something like that. You're probably such a fag who only dares to speak when he's behind his computer. You little internetwarriorshithead. Guess whos scared of a lowlife like you. Probably your mother for having to admit somethins as vile as you slithered out of her pussy. Now seriously, your hating is going to bite you in the ass one day my friend. I feel sorry for you. accept this you cunt. And i'm no niggerlover you bitch. I just think every man deserves a chance to prove himself worthy not to be hated. And that goes for all colours, even whites. You got some pretty fucking white assholes to youknow. and with all the crap you're saying: i'd rather have 100 niggerfriends, than one white_power acuantance. I'll say it again, i feel sorry for you
white_power Report This Comment
Date: August 09, 2005 10:20AM

i feel sorry for you speakin like that, just who are u tryin to impress?????

the white babes who u fink like u?, cus ther aint no fit black birds haha. u do make me laugh.

i hope u know that i enjoy regular paki bashin and i normally break niggers windows if they try causin trouble.

Also u know that Hitler had the right idea on exterminating all foreignors, just went about it the wrong way.
And if it wasnt for us british in the battle of britian. Well... lets just say that niggers would be extinct, aswell as pakis, and unfortunatly english and everyone else. everyone on the face of the earth would peak german.
VENOM_ALL_NIGGAZ Report This Comment
Date: August 09, 2005 08:48PM

FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK EVERY NIGGER ALIVE...fuckin black shits...with there big lips and pushed in nose...NIGGERS smell like a nigerians feet after a hard day of slavery work JOIN THE FN4L FUCK NIGGERS 4 LIFE
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 10, 2005 01:26AM

I'm not racist, but i do feel that a huge majority of the black population shou;d be terminated, rappers who think that life is all about pimp'in and dumbass shit like that. And those b;ack people who call each other Nigger, didnt they have some huge ass movement to stop being called that? I have many friends who are black, but i hate Niggers... Niggers- Black dudes who think that life is all about being " thugg".
So in short, fuck " Niggers ".
fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: August 10, 2005 01:46AM

Britain relied on other countries to fight their battles during WW2. Such countries include New zealand which had Maori(dark coloured) people, and they fought through most of the battles that Britain couldnt handle. They cleared the way for them then the fucken british took the credit, so if it wasnt for the rest of the world BRITAIN would be Speaken NAZI as well as every else.

And the BLACKS wouldn't be exterminated because the japs would of taken over their land.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 10, 2005 12:05PM

suck myb dick woods this is the loco mexigangsta
cueball_B Report This Comment
Date: August 10, 2005 01:44PM

goddamn, white_power. You're talking shit. If you think Hitler was correct with trying to exterminate jews and so-on, you're just plain stupid. He wouldn't have stopped with jews or blacks. You seem to forget that his allies included the Italians and the Japanese. How hypocritical is that??? Gooks and Whops and Nazis killing jews.Hitler didn' really care about exterminating others, he just wanted power, pure power. He needed to get all the Germans behind him, so he used antisemitism to justifie hes war and he used it to help the Germans forget that their economical degredation was caussed by the European punishment for the first war. He also believed in creating the supersoldier, so he tried to keep his people as strong as they could be, by killing children when they showed forms of weakness (like having to wear glasses). Hitlers view was of worlddomination, not a world full of arians. He wanted to control the world and even used foreigners like Japanese (not exactly arians huh). I sudgest you run to you're local library and read up on Hitler and the Third Reich. Even Hitler was smarter than that. He knew he couldn't exterminate foreigners but he just used it as propaganda to get the German people believing in his cause. Believe it, its the truth. And i'm not trying to impress anybody, i'm just speaking my mind. And for all those white babes you talk about, i don't need them, i'm married
white_power Report This Comment
Date: August 10, 2005 06:22PM

hey fuck_u, britain could handle all their own battles. it was actually because germany threatened the whole world, not just us brits ok. so the whole world isnt gonna relie on one lone country to do all the fighting is it u dumb fuck. so the allied countries fought aswell. that is why it was called a WORLD WAR.

And cueball, i know a lot about hitler, more than you, he wanted a one race world.
fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: August 11, 2005 12:36AM

Britain cant handle shit u guys are just a bunch of pussies who worships an old stupid BITCH and a fucken gay PM. In the early days of the war the Nazis kicked the French out of there own country aswell you Brits who tried to defend it. Not only until 1944 when the Americans and allied countries turned up could you actualy ENTER france and win a fucken battle. So u DUMB FUCK Britan cant handle shit. Is that clear little dick.....have a nice day.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 11, 2005 12:42AM

from a Canadian.Hitler had 6,000,000 troops
poised&ready to invade the english mainland.
Hitler was ready to invade but his air force
commander Herman Goering said let me take care
of it with my planes.Thus commenced the battle
of britan!With every ounce of resource and many
pilots from many other nations,britain launched
there defence/counterattack clobbering the german
airforce.By this massive defeat and loss and
Hitler totally enraged he turned those 6million
troops to the eastern front and attacked russia
instead.Of course many scenarios took place to
end the war but to me the battle of Britain
was a major turning point and shows the true
power of a people backed in a corner and
displaying uncommon valour.I still to this day
cannot listen to SKY PILOTS.. a song by the
Animals without getting a little misty.
fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: August 11, 2005 12:43AM

IF YOU WANTED TO KNOW, IM FROM NEW ZEALAND A COUNTRY THATS STRONGER THEN BRITAIN IN EVERY ASPECT, EXCEPT FOR POPULATION.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 11, 2005 06:48AM

Snap out of it Leonard! you're in a dreamworld
cueball_B Report This Comment
Date: August 11, 2005 07:12AM

white_power,, it seems i'm right, you don't even understand my point, so their is no need in trying to keep defending my views, cos you just don't understand.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 11, 2005 02:19PM

in 2002 a nigger was 7 times more likley to kill someone than a white. WOW, does that not speak for itself?

* In 1998, Salber and Taliaferro reported that the spousal homicide rate among African Americans is 8.4 times more than for whites.

* The incidence of spousal homicide is 7.7 times higher in interracial marriages compared to intraracial marriages.

Dr. William Wilbanks, a criminologist at Florida International University, had to sift carefully through the data to find that in 1988 there were 9,406 cases of black-on-white rape and fewer than ten cases of white-on-black rape

and the list goes on and on... check out the department of justice and the CDC website to learn some nasty facts about niggers, they spread AIDS and all other std's faster than fags

if you hang out with niggers, soon enough u will be dead, raped or infected. its just not worth it

Niggers are a symptom of the Jewish influence on the world
white_power Report This Comment
Date: August 11, 2005 07:30PM

hey fuck_u, like I said, britain could handle all their own battles. it was actually because germany threatened the whole world, not just us brits ok. so the whole world isnt gonna relie on one lone country to do all the fighting is it u dumb fuck. so the allied countries fought aswell. that is why it was called a WORLD WAR.

Also britian was definatly and probably still is stronger than New Zealand. I mean who has new zealand ever been famously in battle with?? no one thats who.

Ever hear about the falklands war, the argentines tried to take over, we came sailing back down and booted them straight back out.

Now that is white power.
VENOM_ALL_NIGGAZ Report This Comment
Date: August 11, 2005 08:20PM

U fuckin dum niggaz...jus shad da fuk up and go vrrooom vroom wid ur lips...u fuckin black shits
fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: August 12, 2005 02:04AM

Ever heard of the Anzacs u dumb fuck. At Gallipoli we got furtherer than any other country but we lost that because the British weren't there to support us because they were still on the fucken beaches getting slaughtered. KIWI POWER
fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: August 12, 2005 02:13AM

Any way Britain's just a shitty little mud SPLAT that everyone hates, fucken diseased country.
white_power Report This Comment
Date: August 12, 2005 05:20AM

that was the australians
white_power Report This Comment
Date: August 12, 2005 11:04AM

and another thing fuck_u, gallipoli was ww1, there was no fighting on beaches in ww1. your thinking of ww2.... u are one dumbass retard.
fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: August 12, 2005 08:59PM

Gallipoli was on the turkish beaches faget......u are one dumbass retard and the ANZACS were australians and new zelanders but the kiwis got furtherer in land.
fuck_the_KKK Report This Comment
Date: August 13, 2005 01:32AM

Fuck you redneck mother fuckers at least i dont sleep with my fucking cousin you hillbilies dickless fuck i bet you wont go up to a mexican or black person and say some shit like that because we will kick your ass biatch oh yea and im RICK JAMES BITCH so FUCK THE K K K
AusAmerican_Skinhead Report This Comment
Date: August 13, 2005 10:32AM

"Gallipoli was on the turkish beaches faget......u are one dumbass retard and the ANZACS were australians and new zelanders but the kiwis got furtherer in land."

"there to support us because they were still on the fucken beaches"

No they weren't they were having tea watching US get killed there were a number of reason we lost that one mainly because of the inferior troops from New Zealand and the stupid LZ the brits dropped us in.

You kiwi you peice of dogshit your little lame ass troops did nothing Gallipoli it was OUR battle you had what like 5 people there from your shitty little country. Now get back to fucking your transexual PM.

"fuck u" your just a stupid little punk who has taken to much dicks up his ass.

"that his allies included the Italians and the Japanese. How hypocritical is that???"

*sigh* Italians are WHITE nigger!! its not hypocritcal at all he beleived in the master race white people being superior. That was what he beleived the goal of wiping the world of all the "other" races was secondary to that.

Plus Japan was fascist.
katalyst Report This Comment
Date: August 14, 2005 12:37AM

lets be honest the only reason why hitler wasnt successful in ww2 was because he made one of the worst decisions ever by sending most of his troops to russia into the blistering ice and cold. they mostly all died due to this cold..and the russians just picked off the rest. and obviously because he lost the alliance with russia after that meant he was fucked. he was months away from having nuclear technology as well...if he had kept the alliance for a bit longer...scary to think what the world could have been.

i would say that the russians are the reason why europe is not under german control today.

Gallipoli was one of the worst strategic decisions ever made by britian..running straight into cliffs that are barely impenetrable and already heavily defended..The brits watched us die..then pulled out.

and enough with the spastic racist shit.
AusAmerican_Skinhead Report This Comment
Date: August 14, 2005 01:10AM

"Gallipoli was one of the worst strategic decisions ever made by britian..running straight into cliffs that are barely impenetrable and already heavily defended"

Lets not forget the sub standard physical condition of the New Zealand troops and their poor training if they had stayed home fucking sheep we might have had a better chance.
white_power Report This Comment
Date: August 14, 2005 10:28AM

many people say that hitler was our greatest allie.
fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: August 15, 2005 02:44AM

At Gallipoli the New Zealanders got furtherer then any other country at the fuckrn battle. The British were slaughtered as soon as they got there. The Australians got 2 a hill then they were slaughtered and the MIGHTYT KIWIS got on top of that called CHUNICBEAR and then we were slaughtered because we had no fucken support. reason being all the allies ran back to the water. and the leader of the turkish army said that the aussies fought like shit (as they do all the time) and the KIWIS were heroes best fighters in the world

that was also said by ERWIN ROMMEL
fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: August 15, 2005 02:55AM

australia is one big piece of shit, us kiwis fucked you guys up in boxing. we have the best rugby union/league players in the world.

and aussie are the fucken sheep shaggers u no how i no because there was a doco on it 48% of aussie farmers shagg sheep bacause KIWI men are stealing aussie woman.
AusAmerican_Skinhead Report This Comment
Date: August 15, 2005 07:25AM

HAHAHAHHAAHA your troops sucked then like they do now your country is a little peice of shit that guess what no one gives a fuck about thats why FRANCE bombed your faggot ship because they KNOW you wont do shit thats why the kikes had spies in your country because they KNOW yoou can't do jack shit.

"New Zealanders were involved in a major attack at the 2nd Battle of Krithia, around Cape Helles. The attack failed with great loss of life. The attackers did not even reach the enemy trenches."

Yeah thanks a fucking lot your fucking lazy as fucking troops kept losing.


"One of these diversionary attacks was at Lone Pine. The Australians rushed a heavily entrenched area, and in savage hand-to-hand fighting drove the Turkish defenders out."

Thats right you fucking pussies didn't have the balls to charge at anytihng stop making up shit your fucking kiwi thats why everyone fucking hates you in Aus your a bunch of cock sucking liars.

You also steal our jokes IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN NEW ZEALAND FAGGOTS THAT FUCK SHEEP YOU BITCHES COULDN'T HANDLE IT SO YOU TRY TO STEAL IT OF US.

BTW, hardly any australian women go to New Zealand dick nose its your people coming here to flee your peice of shit Island once your in Australia you kiss all our asses in hopes you won't be kicked back to your faggot country.

"heroes best fighters in the world

that was also said by ERWIN ROMMEL"

MY GOD YOU ARE ONE FUCKING DUMBASS LITTLE KID FUCKING HELL I WIL FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE YOUR BALLS ARE MOST LIKELY SMALL AND HAVEN'T DROPPED YET THAT AGAIN WAS SAID ABOUT AUSTRALIANS. YOU LIVE IN A FANTASY NEW ZEALAND WILL ALWAYS BE A PEICE OF SHIT COUNTRY THAT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WITH PEOPLE THAT SMELL AND THAT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUY.

"THE DESERT FOX" ERWIN ROMMEL TALKING ABOUT AUSTRALIANS:

Rommel´s recollection of the Italian attack on Tobruk. "When they were half-way across and out of reach of the Germans, they dropped their arms and put their hands up. Suddenly they turned about and came scampering back. "Mamma Mia!" they explained breathlessy, "those aren´t English, they´re Australians!" Again Rommel was visiting their trenches when the Australians made a local attack. "Sancta Maria!" cried the Italians and fell on their knees. "I'm going to give you a bit of advice," said Rommel to the Italian officer in command. "Stop them praying and persuade them to shoot... This is where I leave you. Good Bye!"

There was a story that the Australians had sent back Italian prisoners with a message asking the Germans to replace them with an equivalent number of the Africa Korps.

[hem.passagen.se]


He had great respect for the Australians who frustrated him at Tobruk and kicked his butt at El Alamein, even though he personally was not there."

"But he acknowledged
that the Afrika Korps had met its match: “The Australian
troops are fighting magnificently and their training is far
superior to ours,” he privately told Lucie. “Tobruk can’t be taken
by force, given our present means.”

"Give me one regiment of the Australians and I will conquer the world" - Erwin Rommel, addressing Hitler on why his superior forces were defeated by a bunch of colonials.

Thats right smelly 1 regiment of Australaians NOT New Zealanders fucking pussies your always trying to steal our superior histroy thats why no one likes you. All of you a bunch of faggot bullshit artists. You yourself are most likely an Island nigger.
sarasota_KKK Report This Comment
Date: August 15, 2005 08:09PM

"fuck the KKK" can kiss my white ass you pussy nigger. I bet your nigger ass wont come to sarasota and say that shit to me and my fellow klansman. We will drag your nigger ass behind a truck just like my boy from Jasper, TX did. So fuck you nigger "White Power"
none Report This Comment
Date: August 16, 2005 03:31AM

I have one...
How many Black guys does it take to blacktop a driveway?????????
Just 3.... but make sure you spread them real thin!!!!!!!!!LOL
sarasota_KKK Report This Comment
Date: August 16, 2005 10:00PM

good joke, that shit is funny as hell. Just remember "WHITE POWER" and live by the saying "If it aint WHITE than it aint right" and remember "if it is black send it back".

"WHITE POWER"
fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: August 17, 2005 01:32AM

Every thing that Aussie homo said is complete BULLSHIT kiwi troops did way better during WW2 than aussie. Ask the fucken Italians we saved half of there country. What did the aussies achieve in any war thats happen NOTHING.

Erwin Rommell Said this to HITLER " the New Zealanders they are part of Britain very good soldiers. My opinion is that-if we had them we will win the war" which Hitler didn't like.

For a little country New Zealand is doing way better than aussie
AusAmerican_Skinhead Report This Comment
Date: August 17, 2005 03:18AM

"Every thing that Aussie homo said is complete BULLSHIT kiwi troops did way better during WW2 than aussie. Ask the fucken Italians we saved half of there country. What did the aussies achieve in any war thats happen NOTHING.

Erwin Rommell Said this to HITLER " the New Zealanders they are part of Britain very good soldiers. My opinion is that-if we had them we will win the war" which Hitler didn't like.

For a little country New Zealand is doing way better than aussie"

THE ONLY THING YOU FAGGOTS ARE GOOD AT BUDGIE BALLS IS MAKING UP BULLSHIT I PROVIDED LINKS YOU PROVIDED NOTHING.

HAHAHAHAHA even if rommell did say that island nigger (which he didn't because your pulling shit along with mutliple dicks out of your ass) He said that with 1 australian division he could take over the world i know which troops i would rather have

YOU NEVER SAVED HALF THEIR FUCKING COUNTRY YOU MORON FUCKING HELL ISLAND NIGGER LEARN SOME DAMN FUCKING HISTORY STOP MAKING UP BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOUR LITTLE PEA BRAIN BUDGIE BALLS CAN;'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

FOR A LITTLE COUNTRY YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING AIR FORCE I COULD PISS ALL OVER YOUR COUNTRY. I COULD WALK OVER THERE AND PUNCH YOUR SHEMALE PM IN THE HEAD THEN SHIT ALL OVER HER AND YOU COULDN'T DO ANYTIHNG.

ANOTHER THING MORON WE WERE ONE OF THE FEW LAND ARMYS TO EVER BEAT THE JAPS IN WW2 DID YOUR FAGGOT COUNTRY?NO GO BACK TO SPREADING LIES WHICH IS WHY EVERYONE HATES YOUR ISLAND NIGGERS.

ITS ALSO WHY YOU COULDN'T GET A FREE TRADE AGREEMENT WITH THE UNITED STATES. They fucking hate you like everybody does they all know your a bunch of pussies which is why Isreal had spies in your country (which you did nothing about) and why the french bombed a ship that was docked there (again because they know you are a bunch of weak pussies)
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2005 06:33AM

Haha - Rommel didn't say that about Australians, he said that about the Maori Battalion!
AusAmerican_Skinhead Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2005 09:57AM

you fucking bullshit artist one minute you say he said this about new zealanders then you change your story. Your a fucking dick nose new zealand like its troops were shit.

Learn some fucking history nigger no one said shit about you your military invlovment in Italy was low so stop fucking other niggers and learn some history gucking moron. Where is your proof he said that i have links that back up mine you have jack shit nigger.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2005 07:53PM

Don't know who you're talking about fuckwit but this is for you. How about you do a google search for yourself, instead of pointing us to some bullshit faggot site anyone can publish? Here's one: [www.maori-secrets.com]

How about giving us a REAL bibliography?

fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2005 11:10PM

The Maori have a proud warrior tradition dating back a thousand years. During World War 2, the great German commander, Erwin Rommel once said after witnessing Maori soldiers in battle, "Give me a Division of Maori soldiers and I will conquer the world". This unique eBook explains the physical and mental training strategies Maori warriors used to prepare for war and peace.

SO YOU PUSSY ASS FAG Y DONT U LEARN SUM FUCKEN HISTORY. ALSO WE DID DO SHIT ABOUT THE RAINBOW WARRIOR BECAUSE THE FRENCH AGENTS ARE EITHER HERE OR IN FRANCE SERVING TIME. AND THE ISRALI PM APOLOGISED IN FRONT OF EVERY PERSON IN NZ BUT U WOULDNT OF KNOWN THAT BECAUSE YOUR ACROSS THE FUCKEN DITCH IN THE SHIT HOLE THE WORLD CALLS THE LAND DOWN UNDER, BECAUSE ITS THE CLOSES U CAN GET 2 HELL WITHOUT BEING BURNT. SO U STOP MAKING SHIT UP AUSSIE BECAUSE THEY'VE ACHIEVED NADA IN THIS WORLD

THANKS [email protected] FOR THE PROOF


fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2005 11:21PM

FUCK ALL YOU FUCKEN WHITE POWER TAKE IT UP YOUR DADS ASS MADA FUCKERS. ALL YOU WHITE POWER DONKEY RAPERS ARE JUST FUCKEN JEALOS THAT THE BLACKS ARE RITCHER AND HAVE MORE TALANT. SO MAKE LIKE A RED NECK AND FUCK YOUR DOG CUS BLACK POWER R HERE 2 STAY. WE GONNA STEEL YOUR WOMAN, ONCE THEY GO BLACK THEY DONT GO BACK. Q:WATS VERY LONG AND IS WHITE A: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, LOL LONGEST THING U GUYS GOT ARE YOUR NOSES, LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
AusAmerican_Skinhead Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2005 01:27AM

maori-secrets.com/?hop=tustrategy

ANYONE CAN PUBLISH A BULLSHIT SITE,YOU JUST GAVE A PERFECT EXAMPLE THERE.

"The Australians, who are the men our troops have had opposite them so far, are extraordinarily tough fighters. The German is more active in the attack but the enemy stakes his life in the defense and fights to the last with extreme cunning. Our men, usually easy going and unsuspecting, fall easily into his traps especially as a result of their experiences in the closing stages of the Western [European] Campaign."

"Shortly afterwards a batch of some fifty or sixty Australian prisoners were marched off close behind us-immensely big and powerful men, who without question represented an elite formation of the British Empire, a fact that was also evident in battle. Enemy resistance was as stubborn as ever and violent actions were being fought at many points"

[www-cgsc.army.mil]

My link is from an actual military source Fort Leavenworth, Kansas until you can provide a valid link from a military commander about that, your link will remain what it ALWAYS was BULLSHIT.

I now ask the same question of you, How about giving us a REAL bibliography? By an actaual commander to please not some bullshit nigger who has his own agenda.

AusAmerican_Skinhead Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2005 01:40AM

"SO YOU PUSSY ASS FAG Y DONT U LEARN SUM FUCKEN HISTORY. ALSO WE DID DO SHIT ABOUT THE RAINBOW WARRIOR BECAUSE THE FRENCH AGENTS ARE EITHER HERE OR IN FRANCE SERVING TIME. AND THE ISRALI PM APOLOGISED IN FRONT OF EVERY PERSON IN NZ BUT U WOULDNT OF KNOWN THAT BECAUSE YOUR ACROSS THE FUCKEN DITCH IN THE SHIT HOLE THE WORLD CALLS THE LAND DOWN UNDER, BECAUSE ITS THE CLOSES U CAN GET 2 HELL WITHOUT BEING BURNT. SO U STOP MAKING SHIT UP AUSSIE BECAUSE THEY'VE ACHIEVED NADA IN THIS WORLD"

I am in America dick nose, HAHAHA if Australia has acheived NADA that means you have acheived even less then that. What is your greatest acheivement as a nation hey? Making 3 movies about faggots and elves.

Ewwww the french agents got something like 2 years. People were killed and they got 2 years!! That would be a world first all because your all to pussy to stand up to FRANCE of all nations. AN apology is that it? they could have discovered all your national secrets like your Prime Minister being a man and all he had to do was say sorry. HAHAHA another example of your lot being push overs.

"JUST FUCKEN JEALOS THAT THE BLACKS ARE RITCHER AND HAVE MORE TALANT"

HAHA man your are one dumbass the nigger race is the only race in the world where the women earn more money then the men!!!! and you showed you had more talent them me with all those spelling mistakes like this little gem:

"WE GONNA STEEL"

Its "Steal" you don't even know how to use words in context and you are saying you have more talent. As for once they go black they don't go back comment HAHAHA after living in the US for the past few years i have seen these women that go black. After a few years they are begging for white men and will be like a slave just to get one.

"WATS VERY LONG AND IS WHITE"

Thats whats buddy spelt with a H

The last pastion of the nigger race when arguing with a white man (or each other for that matter)

White man: So we invented everything you use today built the world as we know it, invented all the systems of government, and supply Afirca with millions of dollars in aid money. So black man what have your people done?

Blackman: I, muhh thinks i gots a big deeek
fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2005 11:59PM

thats more then what aussie have achieved. u tell me what did the aussies achieve
Osama_Bin_Laden Report This Comment
Date: August 22, 2005 02:01AM

First, you sure got a big mouth for little geeky kid. You're a legend in your own lunchtime. Why don't you go back to masturbating over child porn - that's what you white boys are really good at. And I wouldn't expect anything more from you - it's not like you can back anything up. LOL That's why so many white boys get smashed up inside. LOL. I sure stomp on a few white boys heads in my time.

I've seen a few dead Americunts in Iraq and if you zoom in you can't actually see they've shit their pants before they died LMAO: a dead honkey is a good honkey. It's probably the biggest contribution they've ever made in the world. LMAO

It sure was a joy watching those towers topple. It was even funnier watching those useless white cunts jump - without a parachute LMAO. Shit, some even shit themselves before they splattered on the ground. Allahu Akbah!

Besides, I gave you a link to a bibliography, Cum-stains, not a site. Where's your bibliography?

Another thing: Don't forget that your momma earns more money than you or you cocksucking daddy because the slut's a hoe. I bet she yearns to have that big black cock rammed down her throat?

You're right about "who got the big deek". And the white bitches appreciate it. That's why you fuckers go after little boys and little girls OMFG; in fact, if I cut 3 inches off you dick, you'd have a 2.5 inch hole in your ass. LOL

You're the very fucking reason incest is illegal, Cletus. So your momma should have let your grand daddy's cum dribble down the crack of her ass, you fucking slack-jawed yokel.

White man invented everything? LOL Honkey puuuleeease! How so? Looks like you need a lesson in history, Fucktard. Let's hear some more of your funny shit, Faggot.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 29, 2005 09:16PM

Lol jamal bin laden is stupid. niggers can't read, how did you know what he was talking about. Or did your PO read it for you. Also its proven white's do actually have bigger dicks...sigh. If you refuse to believe so, I guess could have bigger cocks, I mean how else are niggers supposed to reproduce through 3 inch jail cell bars.
fuck_u Report This Comment
Date: September 11, 2005 12:32AM

you are all shit cunt prove it
sarasota_KKK Report This Comment
Date: October 01, 2005 10:33PM

white power nigger
JusticeLeagueCardCarrier Report This Comment
Date: November 12, 2005 02:23PM

Rommel was pussy whipped by Hitler dude. If Rommel fought for Churchill the war would have been over. By the way.... I hate everyone equal
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: November 13, 2005 06:16PM

Check out this stupid albino: [www.ebaumsworld.com]
Papazombie Report This Comment
Date: January 20, 2006 07:51PM

Wow, ya'll have some serious issues. I hope none of you are able to breed.
shaDEz Report This Comment
Date: February 17, 2006 04:53PM

Q: a blackman and a cuban are in a car, who's driving?

A: the cop
CritDragon Report This Comment
Date: June 06, 2006 05:02PM

manz fuk u pussy hole wite boys.. ima str8 murk dis ye gt me..

q. wat do u call wite power??
a. 4 crakaz pushin a car down a hill

q. wat appnd wen da wite kid ran into da wall wit a boner??
a. he broke his nose

q.wts similar wit a wite woman n a tampon??
a. derr both stuk up cunts

q.2 wite ppl jump off a cliff.. one wearin red one wearing blu.. hu wins??
a. society

q.wats flatter than a wite gals ass??
a. her chest

q.wats the only positive fing about wite women??
a. HIV

q.wt do u call 20 wite ppl runnin down a hill??
a. avalanch

q.how many wite ppl duz it take 2 screw a litebulb??
a. 1 wite ppl will screw anyfin

q.wts the difference between a wite man and a pizza??
a. a pizza can feed a family of 4

q.how do u no if a crakaz robbed your house??
a. ur computaz upgraded.. your homeworks done.. and hes stil waitin in your car tryna tune it to classic FM

manz u all gt murkd str8 up.. u cnt test dis.. im indian n im reppin it.. fuk u crakaz always tryna oppress us bt nw u cn being ur beef cz we will fukin kill u.. ye gt me.. lol peace out 2 all da blks browns n yellow pplz.. n all u crakaz out derr.. get a tan!!!
Vito Spatafore Report This Comment
Date: December 19, 2006 05:05AM

OMFG TRYING TO READ THAT BURNS MY RETINAS!!!!!!!!!!
Husla3x Report This Comment
Date: September 05, 2008 02:05AM

Yall are really funny here. Everyone is right is the funniest part though. Niggas act stupid sometimes, white folks act smart sometimes. I always wondered why there are no good white jokes only black and mexican. Mexicans are really, really racist, OMG!

Anyway heres a link to a black blog where the guy made up some white jokes to even things up. The 1st one is classic.

Q. Why did the white guy cross the road?
A. Cause he killed everything on this side already.

There ar black jokes too but the white jokes are funnier because of the rarity.

[blackmansdiary.blogspot.com]
anonymusNZ Report This Comment
Date: September 21, 2009 05:17AM

Kaay dudes im a maori and i get called nigger all the time, i never called people wiggers or crackers or shit like dat but yet us blacks still get picked on wtf i hope all you's whiteys go colour blind so you cant treat people differently based on there skin colour because we aint hurting noone being black.
and if yu still wanna be rascist fUk bro yur FukD in the head kuz uve got no couth or respect for others you low life piece of trash.