pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: April 10, 2016 12:07PM
A penguin is driving through Arizona while on vacation... when he notices the
oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the
motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an
ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold
would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down
to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the
mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine and
says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No! no! no!" the penguin says while trying to wipe his mouth,
"it's just ice cream!"
pulse Report This Comment
Date: September 18, 2016 10:42AM
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