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jgoins Report This Comment
Date: May 23, 2013 07:01AM

Thank God it doesn't look like Bindi is following in Steve's footsteps. She seems to be doing the acting thing in movies and leaving the animal thing to others. She is becoming as pretty as her mother.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: May 25, 2013 11:49AM

In the U.S. that could constitute child endangerment.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: May 26, 2013 06:31AM

Well here in America if you spank your child it's considered child abuse too. All of that crap is just a matter of perception anyway.
Hp Report This Comment
Date: May 26, 2013 06:25PM

Yes, but those guys in the US are 'special' winking
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jgoins Report This Comment
Date: May 27, 2013 06:42AM

Yes unfortunately a large portion of them are special, look at what they elected president.
Hp Report This Comment
Date: May 27, 2013 09:10AM

Yes, tis true:
George Dubya No Brain But I Blew Up The WTC Bush,
Bill I Cant Keep My Dick In My Pants Clinton,
Ronald Did I Fluff My Lines Reagan,
Richard Milhous Watergate Nixon

gosh the list goes on and on!!! (*facepalm*)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 27/05/2013 09:12AM by Hp.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: May 27, 2013 02:08PM

I don't see Americans as being a lot different than the rest of the people on earth and the majority of humans are pretty fucking stupid.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: May 28, 2013 06:35AM

Yes a large portion of humans are indeed stupid, maybe not a majority but a large portion, and that makes it difficult for the rest of us. A large portion of humans think they should be able to control the actions of everyone.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: May 28, 2013 06:26PM

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased
and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop
the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you'
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and
left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it drinking
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Hp Report This Comment
Date: May 29, 2013 02:11AM

An Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman were sat in the pub supping a pint.

A duck walks into the pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The barman looks at him and says,

"Hang on! You're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman.

"I see your ears are working, too," Says the duck.

"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

"Certainly, sorry about that,"

Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.

"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub... What are you doing round this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.

"I'm a plasterer."

The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.

So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.

The same thing happens for two weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town.

The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him

"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"

"Sounds marvellous,"

says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.

"Get him to give me a call."

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,

"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

"I'm always looking for the next job,"

Says the duck.

"Where is it?"

"At the circus,"

Says the barman.

"The circus?"

Repeats the duck.

"That's right,"

Replies the barman.

"The circus?"

The duck asks again.

with the big tent?"

"Yeah," the barman replies.

"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.

"Of course," the barman replies.

"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.

"That's right!" says the barman.

The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .. . .









"What on earth would they want with a plasterer??!"

The Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman were again sat in the pub, supping a pint, all had a quiet snigger. the finger
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