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Date: March 10, 2012 03:37PM
"as part of our new expedited terminal service plan here at Seat of Our
Pants Airlines we're offering the opportunity to bypass all customs and security
checks as you deplane today where you'll be met at the bottom of the safety
chute by a fleet of taxis ready to whisk you to your local destination. Thanks
again for your patronage!"