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Its not my cat...eel

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Its not my cat...eel

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GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: February 02, 2012 12:40PM

That reminds me of the old joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

And the 2 follow up jokes - What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still no idea.

What do you call a castrated dead deer with no eyes? Still no [email protected]#%ing idea.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: February 02, 2012 12:50PM

More followup groaners

What do you call a one legged woman?
Ileane.

What do you call a one legged woman in Japan?
Irene.

What to you call a Mexican woman with no legs?
Consuelo.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: February 02, 2012 12:57PM

What do you call a cow with no legs?
-ground beef

What do you call a pig with no legs?
-ground hog

What do you call a dog with no legs?
-it doesn't matter, he aint gonna come...

spinning
smiley sticking its tongue out
woberto Report This Comment
Date: February 02, 2012 02:35PM

What do you call a man with no arms and legs,
in the ocean?
Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs,
in a pile of leaves?
Russel.
GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: February 02, 2012 05:52PM

What do you call...

A man hung on the wall.
A. Art

A female pirate with a wooden leg?
A. Peg

A man with his legs amputated to his knees?
A. Neil

A man on your doorstep?
A. Matt

A man on fire?
A. Bernie

A man mauled by a tiger (or lion, bear, etc.)?
A. Claude

A man struck by lightning?
A. Rod

A woman sitting on a fence?
A. Barb

A woman in a pond?
A. Lily

A woman on a tennis court?
A. Annette

A woman caught in a storm?
A. Gail

A woman on a BBQ/Grill?
A. Patty

A man on a BBQ/Grill?
A. Frank

A man with rabbits up his arse?
A. Warren

A horse with no legs?
A. A ranch slider
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: February 02, 2012 07:27PM

How do you get a witch pregnant?

Fuck her.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: February 02, 2012 11:10PM

why was Helen Keller such a shitty driver?
cause she was a woman...
woberto Report This Comment
Date: February 02, 2012 11:22PM

GAK, What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?
A leisure center.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Mega-sore-arse.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
Stu.

What do you call a woman whose tampax string breaks?
A cotton picker.

What do you call a sleeping Bull?
A bulldozer.

What do you call a black man driving a Cadillac?
Black Power.
What do you call a white man driving a Cadillac?
White Power.
What do you call a mexican driving a Cadillac?
Grand theft auto.

What do you call a milkman in high heels.
Dairy Queen.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call an abortion in Prague?
A cancelled Czech.

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: February 02, 2012 11:39PM

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alotta-puss
woberto Report This Comment
Date: February 02, 2012 11:46PM

GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: February 03, 2012 02:25AM

'berto, what do you call an Aussie with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.