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BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 10:47AM

Old, funny, but it would never work. It's a push-mower, not and end-over mower and that's what would happen.

Come on F_D. Post some fossils or something. I posted my "fossil" guitar amp. smiling
smiley
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 11:23AM

been really busy with the new job...lots of O.T.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 12:59PM

Good for you! There are no jobs in Oregon that will hire me. Nobody wants an old guy with a bad back, arthritis and blind in one eye. The eye is gonna get fixed soon I think. It's in the works anyway. That will help a lot.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 01:29PM

you guys are disappointing me, no jokes about what my new job could be? (*butt*)
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 01:58PM

From a strictly engineering perspective I see this contraption as less than likely to be very successful. It needs to have the angle between the bike and mower more like 30-40 degrees instead of nearly straight up and down as this one is.

Then again, who knows it might work as is, it just dudn look too promising as too much weight will be forced downwards instead of forwards drinking
smiley

smoking
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fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 02:15PM

make it a chopper?
yuk yuk
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 03:10PM

Ticket scalping?
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 03:11PM

Collecting fossil's?
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 03:11PM

Male prostitute?
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 03:11PM

Garbage man?Dancing
Green Banana!
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 03:58PM

those are all previous jobs except one (*pullover*)
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 05:10PM

My guess is male prostitute isn't on Digger's resume.

I used to dig up redwood septic tanks with a shovel for unclogging & cleaning. $4/hr. That is truly a shit job.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 05:13PM

Brilliant assessment of a "Well, DUH!" situation there Mister Science.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 08:37PM

Here's one just for you buddy [www.dailymotion.com]

And, for one a bit more relevant to the pic, another one from Radio Orphans [www.dailymotion.com] clown

smoking
smiley
GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: July 31, 2011 11:14PM

My guess is proctologist - ie. a professional pain in the arse.
woberto Report This Comment
Date: August 01, 2011 01:05AM


Dancing
Green Banana!
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 01, 2011 06:05AM

FD your new job is Viagra tester?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 01, 2011 07:06AM

no, no and no not even close.
GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: August 01, 2011 02:33PM

Please tell me they haven't left young impressionable minds in your care and that you're not teaching.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 01, 2011 06:24PM

it's impossible for you guys to guess what it is. Dancing
Green Banana!
quasi Report This Comment
Date: August 01, 2011 06:42PM

He's mowing lawns; that's actually him in the pic.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 01, 2011 07:02PM

i'm working for the D.E.A.
undercover




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/08/2011 07:03PM by fossil_digger.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: August 01, 2011 07:15PM

I'm workin for the CMT (Completely Melted Texans) division today. At 6pm it's still 106/41 friggin degrees, down from the high today of 108!

Anyone comin near me with a fork is askin for it eye popping
smiley (throwup) (headexplode)

smoking
smiley
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 01, 2011 08:34PM

QA testing Fleshlites and buttplugs?
woberto Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 12:04AM

108F is about as hot as it ever gets Down Under.
I don't mind it for a week or two but actually "working" in that heat, no fricken way dude.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/08/2011 12:05AM by woberto.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 02:00AM

Well then, don't come to visit me at the shop this time of year 'berto. In the coolest part of the shop it was 110 this afternoon, about 115-120 where I was workin while in the back shop it was 130+. Luckily I didn have anything goin on in the back today grinning
smiley

I have a 48" stand up fan about 3 feet from where I'm workin but with it just pushin around 110 degree air it's about like standin in front of a blast furnace. Hydration is the key to survival in this weather and I'm goin through 1-1/2 gallons of good ol agua a day most of the time.

With the beginning of August like this it usually means we're in for a pretty rough ride till at least early if not mid September. Today it had already hit 100 before noon while we've only been seeing 100 at or after 3pm so it really poured it on today and ... the weatherman says it just keeps gettin hotter for the rest of the week at least eye popping
smiley

Sometimes when I'm borderin on heat strokin I have a hard time rememberin what's so great about Texas. Then after the cold sweats and seizures subside a bit it comes back to me grinning
smiley

smoking
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woberto Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 05:59AM

One year 2007Jan16 when I lived up the road from pulse we had a week of 42C (108F) combined with some rather large bushfires that took out the main power to Melbourne. I couldn't sleep so I grabbed a six pack and walked to the beach. I waded out to waist deep and cracked a cold one. When I turned around to look back at the shore I noticed there were a thousand people doing pretty much the same thing but I didn't see them as there were no lights.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 06:42AM

We have 3 fans on us at the fleamarket each weekend but when my thermometer hits 100 we close up and go home to the crappy little window unit my landlord put in. We are going out today to buy a small window AC unit for our bedroom so we can sleep. I might try to charge the landlord for it when we go pay the rent this Wednesday. With rents in our area averaging $650.00 per month and us being on a fixed income we are stuck in this shithole until we die. Just want the heat wave to end.
x Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 02:53PM

fossil must have snitched on his neighbor for smoking a joint. Dont give up the paper route. I dont think they pay for that.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 05:41PM

leave it to toad to buy the D.E.A. joke. smiling
bouncing smiley
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: August 03, 2011 01:10AM

chief condom washer at the local brothel?
woberto Report This Comment
Date: August 03, 2011 01:39AM

"Would you like fries with that..?"
grinning
smiley
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 03, 2011 06:40AM

unarmed robbery he is a pump jockey for Exxon
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 03, 2011 06:28PM

i haven't seen a full serve station in years
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 04, 2011 06:18AM

We have one left here and only one row of the pumps.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 04, 2011 12:02PM

I think there's only one station left in the whole county that will even clean a windshield, which around here should be called a rock-shield.

Maybe Fossil_Digger is actually digging up fossils? Or septic tanks? I know I know - a Wal-Mart greeter!
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 05, 2011 11:16AM

Are you ever going to tell us what job you got F_D or do we keep making stupid joke guesses?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 05, 2011 05:24PM

Otis Elevator
woberto Report This Comment
Date: August 05, 2011 07:11PM

What goes up must come down.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 06, 2011 06:09AM

So building grain storage tanks then.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 06, 2011 07:17AM

Sometimes what is down must go up. Cool gig F_D. I assume you are servicing them? That's a big ass company that has hoisted many a big ass.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 06, 2011 08:04AM

fixing the mechanics tools (chain falls, drum hoists and such), one cell just finished a huge hoist from the Empire State building and will ship out Wednesday.

one thing cool is that Sikorsky and Pratt and Whitney are sister companies.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/08/2011 08:06AM by fossil_digger.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 06, 2011 01:26PM

Sounds cool. I hope it pays well.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 06, 2011 01:47PM

grinning
smileyDancing
Green Banana!grinning
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