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Comments for: Obamma
SkullandChains Report This Comment
Date: March 22, 2010 08:48AM

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree, and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: March 22, 2010 09:18AM

And here's one more:

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not,' explained Obama.
'That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama
searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny Fuckerfaster raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy,
because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss...
and you can bet your ass it's probably not an accident either." smileys
with beer

jgoins Report This Comment
Date: March 23, 2010 07:40AM

Q: What do you have when you find 200 politicians anchored to the bottom of the ocean?

a: A good start.
Mach Report This Comment
Date: March 24, 2010 01:33AM

It's working out just fine for them, he is doing exactly what he was put in there to do.... fuck the future generations even more.

Here's something I never even heard anyone ever bring up anywhere specifically.... what will happen to all of this heathcare fiasco when, say, a real Republican gets in there in a few years? Can't they just dismantle it one way or the other?

Oh yeah,too bad a real President for the people will never set a foot in the Whitehouse.... it's rigged.... different paths... same destination.

Did you watch the news, did you see our politicians at AIPAC (American Israel Public Affairs Committee), don't you ever ask yourself why some of the biggest politicians in our country (in the world) suck up to a public affairs (public relations) group whose soul objective is to get as much as they possibly can out of this country to benefit their own? If our politicians would just write checks every year and split those billions of dollars, yes BILLIONS per YEAR that Israel gets to the American people we could at least get some heathcare with it. (*horse*) We give them our money and then WE kiss THEIR ass? People are stupid!

#8 says it all... click it if that's the only one you want to see....... []

Jo-leen!!..... get me a beer!!!

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 24/03/2010 01:36AM by Mach.
Mach Report This Comment
Date: March 24, 2010 02:22AM

Healthcare was passed and if you look at it you will see who is really going to benefit....... they celebrated with chum-pain-yah when this passed.

jgoins Report This Comment
Date: March 24, 2010 07:46AM

Our gold reserves are only at 147.3 million ounces in Fort Knox now and at current prices it would only be about 167 billion dollars worth. Our national debt is over 11 trillion dollars and rising so what makes America a good risk for the loans we are making? What collateral are we offering China for the loans we are borrowing and when will they foreclose? What will happen when we default on our loans? All questions I would like answered if there are answers.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 24, 2010 11:37AM

Red Dawn


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 24/03/2010 11:38AM by fossil_digger.
ZZZ♠ Report This Comment
Date: March 24, 2010 04:51PM

Everyone was so brainwashed into that 'evil enemy' outside trying to get in that they never knew the real bad guys are right 'next door' to you.... it's an inside job that 'the people' support.... and those people are the real losers. They play off of peoples feeeewings while the TCOB behind the doors... with a smile all the way to the bank.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: March 25, 2010 08:01AM

I'm withya Fossil