Posted by: Fletch the Letch
Date: February 10, 2010 02:46AM
Too bad she has the fucking pierced navel.
Otherwise she is a goddess.
Date: February 10, 2010 11:58AM
There are cracks in the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Totally ruins the whole
thing. And have you looked at the condition of the Parthenon, lately? Don't
even get me started.
Date: February 10, 2010 08:49PM
Damn, I should of became a college purfesour..... 
Posted by: Pericles
Date: February 11, 2010 01:09AM
@ FrostedApe
The Parthenon is a dangerous, structurally unsound, ruined structure occupying
prime Greek real estate on the Acropolis in Athens; so is the ruined Temple of
Athena Nike. They should be razed as soon as possible in the interests of public
safety, and replaced with a beautiful complex comprising a gigantic Wal-Mart
Supercenter, a Burger King/Food Court, a Best Buys, a Pier One Imports, and, of
course, a Lowe's.
Hell, you should see our latest plans for removing and replacing those
disgusting old pyramids and that ugly, eroded Sphinx sitting in Egypt. Can you
say K-Mart?
Such eyesores those ancient ruins are, polluting Earth's valuable landscape!
Incidentally, the dangerous Stonehenge eyesore in England is also slated for
much-needed demolition, to be replaced by the Anglo-Euro Metroplex, comprising a
group of fine British retailers, complete with a Hilton for weary travelers.
Date: February 11, 2010 10:54AM
eyesores?! is somebody trying to piss me off? 
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