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The Newest G(overnment) M(otors) offering

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The Newest G(overnment) M(otors) offering

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Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: December 24, 2009 06:35PM

Introducing the all new 2010 Obama

This new versatile multi fuel car runs on hot air, bullshit and broken promises insuring a steady fuel supply virtually guaranteed until the end of its warranty period in 2012.

With its agile three wheel stance it can power the vehicle through even the most demanding left turns with unprecedented agility.

It comes complete with two Tella-Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any situation from simple traffic stops all the way through even those really complicated requests for verification of citizenship. This makes the Obama the ideal vehicle for everyone from casual traffic violators, illegal aliens, right on up to the president himself.

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners.

Available in S, M, L, XL and 2XL and comes in Tax Cheat Red for cabinet ministers and congressional members only. All other versions available in Pale Hope Blue.

The all new Obama from Government Motors won't get you to work, but hey ... unless you're working for the administration, why worry, there aren't any jobs anyway! monty
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 24/12/2009 06:37PM by Mrkim.
Monster1 Report This Comment
Date: December 24, 2009 06:48PM

And as an added BONUS you'll get a gazillion "Carbon Credits" drinking
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Author Field Report This Comment
Date: December 24, 2009 09:52PM

(*horse*)
SkullandChains Report This Comment
Date: December 25, 2009 07:24AM

Meet George Jeston & his boy elroy.