received this in an e-mail today.....
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called
'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy
together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.
'Wow!' I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I
said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me.
Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'
She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.
'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches
wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone....everything is
sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great
Dane!'
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was
sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'
So I told her to fuck off..
