Thanatos Report This Comment
Date: July 09, 2009 01:14AM
Who knew Kris Kringle was a southpaw?
I Wonder how good his change-up is, my Cubs could use a good middle
PrOpHeT Report This Comment
Date: July 09, 2009 10:57AM
This is a war between two characters representing the life of Jesus, on the
left or Christian left we have the resurrection, on the right we have the
The Daffodils are oft synonymous with narcissism showing vanity on the part of
the socialist Christian left.
Humpty dumpty is confused because he believed after all the effort trying to
save him from himself that the left stood for something different, this is
further illustrated in the dichotomy of the tulips vs the daffodils, tulips
being for love of others opposed to self centered daffodils . That and the fact
that he has always believed the Easter bunny may be his father, he has however
suppressed this emotional area because he was never speckled like the other
eggs, in the end he just wanted to be loved, that is why he is placed near the
From a psychological view, baby Jesus is normal because he started with the
chocolate bunny's ears, however he is on Santa's side, this side being the right
of course representing the Christian right. Being the conservatives, they want
Jesus to themselves. This compiled with the fact the Easter bunny must shit out
millions of huge painted eggs every year left Mr. bunny pretty pissed.
Rudolph is of course the zombie he always is, with a coke habit so bad it makes
his nose red enough to glow, he seems at peace with the violence before him. And
of course what better way to subliminally push coke that to have their Santa and
a fluffy little coke head in the same picture!
Santa will unfortunately loose due to his portrayed bad luck (He tried to get a
rabbit foot to rectify this, but it ended up being a flesh wound)
So this begs the obvious question, who is the person so bored they have
dedicated their life to decorating the north pole with giant candy canes.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: November 06, 2014 08:29PM
didn't credit artist at the time I posted as I didn't know who to credit...
Clash of Holidays - Todd Schorr