Jesus'd be too busy trying to get Santa to divulge who his 3 ho's were. Santa
taking absolute advantage of this character flaw runs Jesus over with his
were-reindeer. Jesus then,(being the "miracle worker" he
"was"
, shoots Santa with the old lightning bolts from
the ass trick, forgetting completely that Santa had his lightning rod strap-on
on, (he's no fool).
Jesus frowns. Santa dances a jig. and the were-reindeer all get nekid and let
the elves hump 'em.
the end
