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Wake Up!

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Wake Up!

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quasi Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 05:20PM

If Santa and Jesus got in a fight, who would win?
PrOpHeT Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 05:34PM

The fictional people in my head already fight enough, why must you instigate further...eye rolling
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quasi Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 06:39PM

I just do what the voices tell me.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 07:46PM

Jesus'd be too busy trying to get Santa to divulge who his 3 ho's were. Santa taking absolute advantage of this character flaw runs Jesus over with his were-reindeer. Jesus then,(being the "miracle worker" he "was"winking
smiley, shoots Santa with the old lightning bolts from the ass trick, forgetting completely that Santa had his lightning rod strap-on on, (he's no fool).
Jesus frowns. Santa dances a jig. and the were-reindeer all get nekid and let the elves hump 'em.

the end
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 07:52PM

Jesua VS Santa South Park pilot
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Onyma Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 07:53PM

Jesus and Santa fought in the pilot episode of South Park. IIRC Santa was getting his ass beat. I would have put $20 on Santa to finish it though.

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Edit: dammit, beat by a minute smiling
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/07/2009 07:54PM by Onyma.
Thanatos Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 11:28PM

The Tooth Fairy would kick both their asses and then eat them raw...rock on

woberto Report This Comment
Date: July 09, 2009 12:58AM

I like the futurama version.