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dv8 Report This Comment
Date: June 08, 2009 06:30AM

pick yourself up cause it only makes you tougher....and toothless but tougher.
FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: June 08, 2009 10:41AM

Hey, not everyone can be a hockey player, but anybody can crash a bicycle.
ToucanSam Report This Comment
Date: June 08, 2009 04:50PM

Everybody wears there helmet kicked back, exposing their entire forehead, like idiots.

This kid had it comming. It's bred in I'm sure.
FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: June 09, 2009 12:29AM

Helmets. Are. Gay.

When we were kids, no one ever wore a helmet. Even the kids who were retarded enough to do something like this were smart enough to only do it once. I think helmets actually encourage injuries, by making these dip-shits think they're invincible.
woberto Report This Comment
Date: June 09, 2009 01:39AM

Oldie but a goodie, if you're in your mid/late 30's like me...
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 30's, 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's or even the early 80's, probably shouldn't have survived.
Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.
We had no childproof lids or locks on medicine bottles, doors, or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets.
Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!
We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day! No cell phones. Unthinkable!
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surroun d sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.
We had friends! We went outside and found them.
We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt.
We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents?
We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.
We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out any eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.
Little League had tryouts ! and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.
Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade. Horrors!
Tests were not adjusted for any reason.
Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected.
The idea of parents bailing us out if we got in trouble in school or broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the school or the law. Imagine that!
This generation has produced some of the best risk takers, problem solvers, and inventors, ever.
We had freedom, failure, success, and responsibility --- and we learned how to deal with it.
And you're one of them!
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: June 09, 2009 11:42PM

seen that before but it's still funny...thanks berto
dv8 Report This Comment
Date: June 10, 2009 09:57AM

but then the kids that fell on their heads off their bikes and became retarded grew up and became retarded people with power and began passing retarded laws. now after years of retarded people with their retarded laws and views, we live like we do...retarded. now i go watch me tv now. let me no wen mine tatartots gits dun. the finger
smiley yeah fuk you too
woberto Report This Comment
Date: June 10, 2009 06:20PM

Fear is waking up one morning and realising that the people you went to school with are running the country.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/06/2009 06:20PM by woberto.
quasi Report This Comment
Date: June 10, 2009 08:56PM