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dv8 Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2009 12:01AM

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling also plus613 user WTFHMMM didn't read all this shit.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 28/03/2009 01:59AM by dv8.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2009 12:13AM

but if you act now......
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2009 01:16AM

You're gonna love my nuts!
WTFHMMM? Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2009 01:56AM

you ppl actually read all that shit?? wtf?
Onyma Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2009 09:27AM

Reading is good for you. Teaches you that "ppl" actually has vowels in it too. smiling
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2009 09:59AM

lol @ 90310
I forgot about you listen to the Rick Emerson show?
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2009 02:28PM

LOL... I wonder how he managed to get that past the censors.grinning

I occassionally blip through the stations on my shop radio, have heard some of Emerson's stuff on KUFO.
FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2009 05:40PM

After Screamin' Billy Mays, Vince barely even registers on the annoying-douchebag scale. I actually thought the "you're gonna love my nuts" line was pretty funny, for a commercial. Some stations only run a different version that has that line cut out.
Pussy lover Report This Comment
Date: March 29, 2009 10:10AM

$1000 should buy better looking pussy.................
dv8 Report This Comment
Date: March 29, 2009 11:59AM

$1000 should also get you more than just straight sex. in my town, $1000 would get you blown, anal, reach around, donkey punch, a dirty sanchez, a bill cosby, all in the same night and you still would have time to get your sister back home before her curfew.the finger
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 26, 2009 01:36PM