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THE MYTH OF ALL MYTHS

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THE MYTH OF ALL MYTHS

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ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 06:51PM

The big question is...did it really happen?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 07:50PM

most likely true, the romans burned everyone out the ran 'em over with their chariots.
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 07:53PM

The romans?..lol
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 07:55PM

Whats next?..the japanese?..rofl!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2008 07:55PM by ORLANDO399.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 08:30PM

city of Ilium was founded on the site during the reign of the Roman Emperor Augustus. so yes
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 09:20PM

maybe you should quiz me on the skank du jour. smiling
bouncing smiley
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 09:22PM

Seems like ya already passed the test..didnt ya already have nadjaeye rolling
smiley
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 09:28PM

so you repeatedly showed interest in her thinking she is a skank? i'm confused
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 09:32PM

Wrong guy..that was plp...doh!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2008 09:37PM by ORLANDO399.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 09:33PM

shall i quote you like the beast?
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 09:37PM

Sure thing "fossil crapper"smiling
bouncing smiley
FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 10:34PM

The Romans strafed the fleeing Trojans with attack helicopters, built and given to them by the illegal space aliens from Alantis. This was recorded and verified by the Greek hysterian, Penes the Smaller, c. 320 AD, but the original manuscripts were all destroyed in the burning of the Library of Alexandria. Approximately 7 million people were killed over the course of the three-day panicked exodus. The bodies were all buried in shallow graves in Egypt and covered with a layer of natron, to dehydrate them. Then they were shipped throughout the Roman Empire, where they were rehydrated and used as a food source for their many thousands of gladiatorial lions, whenever the supply of Christians ran low. These were not the standard issue African lions, a common but erroneous assumption, but rather the much larger and more vicious Mongolian Sabre-tooth lions. The Mongolians considered them a nuisance, so they were rounded up in great herds and transported by armored caravans to the great lion markets of Babylon. The Romans would send their lion wranglers there to buy the lions for the equivalent of $11 US, when you allow for 2300 years of inflation. The Mongolians, themselves, had attempted to use the lions 200 years earlier to invade and conquer Japan, but had found them to be too unreliable as a weapons system. This is why there are no longer any lions in Mongolia. If anyone has any other questions, I will be happy to provide as many spurious answers as you require.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 10:37PM

hahaha fossil shit crapper..that was actually from avengerx not beast wasnt it? spinning
smiley sticking its tongue out
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 11:03PM

AVENGERX RULES! eye rolling
smiley
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 11:13PM

That has the making of a pretty cool movie frosted ape,maybe ya should call hollywood..lol
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 11:21PM

actually fossil shit crapper was avengerx, fossil crapper was the beast and a few anons.
someone is bound to find a funny one.
Lexx Report This Comment
Date: November 02, 2008 12:29AM

If you told FrostedApe's story to a Scientologist they would probably believe it was true.

Then they'd pay you money to use your anti-lion theton machine to cleanse their soul.