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What you could of had for $1000

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What you could of had for $1000

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blinkermann Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2008 11:39AM

Very dubious. The stock losses are real enough, but can $1000 of beer be worth over $200? At $3 per six pack of the cheap stuff, that would be 2000 cans. I think it takes 30 or so cans to make a pound (or so that is what I remember from Boy Scount aluminum can collection way back when). So we would have 67 pounds of aluminum. Metalprices.com quotes it at $1 a pound for ingots -- and there is a little work to get a pile of cans back to being an ingot and then the scrap dealer needs his margin.

So I would be surprised if you could get more than $30 for you $1000 of beer.

Unless maybe your state has a can deposit. In that case, you just end up drinking $200 less beer, but you would have your money still. But then you would not have really spent $1000 on beer. To do this you would have to take the deposit and cycle it around until you purchased your last beer -- then you would have some change

A much better question would be how much pussy you could have gotten for $1000. Here the strategies are varied. Maybe you still buy beer or fancier drinks. Maybe you oredr Rohypnol from Mexico. Maybe you just buy it outright. The answer should be between 2 and 20 depending on the variables and how good looking you are to start with.

On the otherhand, with WaMu shares, for example, you would have only gotten fucked once.
zxz555 Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2008 01:39PM

blinkerman, you think like a man who knows what is important in life, lmao.
Monster1 Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2008 05:36PM

blinkerman is right, the post has bullshit in it, now on the other hand you may be able to get laid 20 times down South for $1000 but the Doctor is gonna charge you $2,500 to fix your 'Hammer' .... drinking
smiley
FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2008 11:17PM

I apparently need to point out the fact that this is what is known as a "joke". You may have heard of them, but maybe you haven't. Lighten the fuck up, already.
shaDEz Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2008 03:39AM

I only drive now if I have taken my meds (smoked pot). as for drinking (a really a lot, more than 3 beers) I don't do it at all anymore

zAzzz
you need really strong eyes to read this size text... like pro_junior has
shaDEz Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2008 03:41AM

...but don't do gamble at all

well sometimes playing cards do for quarters at the most (if I haven't taken my meds or contradicted the no drinking too much)

zAzzz
you need really strong eyes to read this size text... like pro_junior has
shaDEz Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2008 03:43AM

I have smoked thousands (tens) in pot though by now

zAzzz
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shaDEz Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2008 03:43AM

I want $1000 worth of pot right now in fact

zAzzz
you need really strong eyes to read this size text... like pro_junior has
blinkermann Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2008 09:46AM

Frosty - we all know it is a *joke*. 90% of everytrhing on this sight is a joke. We are playing along. Wink. Wink. The days are getting shorter and that raises stress levels. But I think Shadez can help. Send him a private message.
shaDEz Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2008 11:29PM

well, I feel better now at least

zAzzz
you need really strong eyes to read this size text... like pro_junior has
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2008 11:56PM

Shiot!...just give me ten dollars worth of pot and ill be happy!