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george carlin dead at 71

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george carlin dead at 71

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Onyma Report This Comment
Date: June 23, 2008 01:27AM

That sucks. RIP. Tomorrow I will use all seven dirty words at least once in his honour.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 23/06/2008 01:27AM by Onyma.
dv8 Report This Comment
Date: June 23, 2008 01:32AM

You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Okay. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit.
I noticed that of all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers that I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50 percent rate. Half the time I get what I want. Half the time I don't. Same as God 50-50. Same as the four leaf clover, the horse shoe, the rabbit's foot, and the wishing well. Same as the mojo man. Same as the voodoo lady who tells your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same; 50-50. So just pick your superstitions, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself.
And for those of you that look to the Bible for it's literary qualities and moral lessons; I got a couple other stories I might like to recommend for you. You might enjoy The Three Little Pigs. That's a good one. It has a nice happy ending. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood. Although it does have that one X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn't care for, by the way. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I liked best: "and all the king's horses, and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again." That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None. Not one. Never was. No God.
-- George Carlin
Placelowerplace Report This Comment
Date: June 23, 2008 01:40AM

FUCK! I guess 71 is a good run though. (me sad) =(
Thanatos Report This Comment
Date: June 23, 2008 03:05AM

"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"


RIP George....
kraige Report This Comment
Date: June 23, 2008 10:21AM

The world will never be the same !!! I'm sure he is in heaven tokin' a fatty with god and crackin' on jesus to go get more pork chops! Rest in peace you ol' stinkin' hippy.....we all miss ya !!!
kraige Report This Comment
Date: June 23, 2008 10:27AM

Joe fuckin' pesci !!!
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: June 23, 2008 08:19PM

I wonder what will happen to all of his stuff...
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: June 24, 2008 01:18AM

kraige Wrote:
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> The world will never be the same !!! I'm sure he
> is in heaven tokin' a fatty with god and crackin'
> on jesus to go get more pork chops! Rest in peace
> you ol' stinkin' hippy.....we all miss ya !!!


I would only hope that God has the same sense of humor that George did.

My guess is that he might be a bit pissed off about all of the religion and "invisible man in the sky" jokes, but hey....what do I know.eye rolling
smiley
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: June 24, 2008 01:21AM

Onyma Wrote:
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> That sucks. RIP. Tomorrow I will use all seven
> dirty words at least once in his honour.



I use all seven of those words on a daily basis. I'm a car mechanic. It's my birthright.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: June 24, 2008 10:38AM

I think his "invisible man in the sky" stuff was more a commentary on his personal beliefs than it was a "bit". In which case I think he'd have been quite surprised to have found himself anywhere after his death, as would I as well grinning
smiley

One thing I feel pretty certain of regardless is that we have what we have while we're here and it's best to do and be what one feels is most important while we're here 'cause even though many folks preach of and believe in an afterlife, no guarantee of any such thing truly exists in a concrete form smileys
with beer

smoking
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Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 28, 2008 12:22PM

Sure it does.....Just watch Ghost hunters on Sci-Fi channel