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The Speech That Bush Should Give.

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The Speech That Bush Should Give.

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90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 21, 2008 10:54PM

The speech George W. Bush might give:

Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.' Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.

I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.

The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no un derstanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners, including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it e ver was during the Clinton administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it doesn't seem to have sunk in.

Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.

We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this 'blood for oil' thing. If I were trading blood for oil I would've already seiz ed Iraq's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied; People Died' crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty and Sadam, himself was a 'weapon of mass destruction,' killing over one hundred thousand people but I guess that doesn't count!

Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named 'Clinton' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to outspend and out-tech them.

That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe.

You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.'

Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.

Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you support Oprah, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter.

Most of you would rather watch American Idol, you have no interest in knowing the truth. It is easier to believe the lies fed to you on a daily basis and bank rolled by the Hollywood Liberals and Corporate America who have no interest in you or me, they are in it for the MONEY!

I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching.

I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient.

No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here, pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall. My dad always taught me never to argue with stupid people because they are too stupid to know they've lost. It saddens me to know so many of you do not realize what is at stake.

Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that's it. God bless what's left of America. Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, fuck off.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 21, 2008 10:56PM

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 21, 2008 11:09PM

REPUBLIFUCKS!!!! Report This Comment
Date: April 21, 2008 11:27PM

Well the only trouble is the half he thinks he knows are the felons and the weasels. The people he never knew, KNEW BETTER THAN TO TRY THAT HORSESHIT.

The poster has just embarked on a short trip....through....

The Twilight Zone........
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 12:13AM

wow,who ever wrote that is retarted.
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 12:21AM

lay off the acid ya liberal pussy!Why dont ya go join anonymouse and toad down at the he-man women's clubeye rolling
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 12:23AM

it's like playing whack a mole. smiling
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90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 01:19AM

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smileyYeah, whoever wrote that is "retarted" heheheh...I rest my case.

And things are just fine and dandy here in the "twilight zone" see how you'll like it when that lying feminazi cunt Hillary's in office. Or that shitbag Obama bin Laden. Yeah, things will be just fuckin' great. smiling
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Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 04:47AM

smiley sticking its tongue outspinning
smiley sticking its tongue outsmileys
with beerthumbs

no needs for words
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 08:23AM

90130 that is just what I see in everyday life. Stupid people all around me, too stupid to know the danger the world is in and too idiotic to know what is needed to for us to survive.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 10:31AM

90130, Thanks! great post, you need to read it slowly and carefully...
Bama69 Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 11:22AM

Hell yea! Well said 90130. Although W is too much of a man and FELLOW American to do that. He like most all of us "Fly Over" folks love this country, Our Flag and what it USE to stand for. It still does in the hearts and minds of normal, God fearing Americans. If he quits, the enemy ( Pelosi, Biden, Soros, News Media, rag heads everywhere, etc), wins. Good speech though!the finger

Load Naked!
shaDEz Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 04:40PM

Wish he would just quit, still though needs to be tried (and then, in my own opinion, but should not necessarily be what is done, providing what the people of the world actually want, be hung upside down and set on fire).

This entire speech he might give lives outside of the realm of objective reality, much like the ones he actually does give.

Anyone who doesn't have their head stuck up their own ass can come to this conclusion, so I'm not really going to bother with disecting this, it would be a waste of my time.

But there is some truth to in your reply to Republifucks' above reply, in your own reactionary way of putting it, in that no good can come from electing Hillary or Obama, which a lot of people (by people I mean people that are outraged by this shit and would like to see a change, not the reactionaries with a slave mentality, such as yourself) do not seem to grasp. The fact is that no president will ever bring about anything that is actually good for the world, because that said president is the president of the United States of America, which is nothing but a horrific parasite on all of the world. Only way to change this situation is by the fall of the U.S. empire and the (at times brutal) suppression and repression of the bourgeoisie. And if anybody wants to say that that is not fair, you obviously have not been paying any attention to the entire history of this country and the way that the bougeois has exercised its dictatorship over the poeple here, and all over the world.

But before you take your head out of your ass, howa bouts grabbing some of that dope you been smokin' up there and let us all have some of that. lmao
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 06:30PM

Comrade Shadez, I don't smoke dope.

I consider myself an individualist and can properly think and care for myself without the government's help. I make my decisions based on my own conclusions.

I also don't buy into any one particular doctrine or ideology like you have lately, going on like you do extolling the "virtues" of communism, which killed millions of people in its miserable, convoluted history.

Personally, (and I think I speak for many of us here) you were a lot more fun when you were posting Asian hottie pics and musing on about drugs and being fucked up and such.

Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 22/04/2008 06:46PM by 90130_.
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 06:49PM

I need a new keyboard. Fuckin' keys sticking. That's what happens when you spill half a Coke in it.
shaDEz Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 11:26PM

okay, let's look at the dialectics of these two things you said

"I consider myself an individualist and can properly think and care for myself without the government's help. I make my decisions based on my own conclusions."

compared to this

"I also don't buy into any one particular doctrine or ideology like you have lately, going on like you do extolling the "virtues" of communism, which killed millions of people in its miserable, convoluted history."

These are both false statements, where did you get the "killed millions from"? You got that from education in the institutions in America, I know, because I got the same lies from the same institutions growing up. So no, your decisions are based on what society has told you.

Simple fact is that there is no such thing as a free thinker, all people are influenced by the society they are in.

Set The Record Straight is a real look at the communist experience in the socialist societies thus far, based on years of research, coming from many scholars, some of which were in the socialist societies (and some of those that even detested their experience). I encourage anyone to check this out.

Now another lie is that that is Coca-Cola that is causing your keyboard to stick (I am assuming anyways lol).
" were a lot more fun when you were posting Asian hottie pics..." Put a towel over the keyboard when you at those! lmao, that's all I have for now.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2008 11:31PM

if communism is so great, why have all those countries "succeeded"?
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 23, 2008 01:10AM

The 20th century will be remembered as the bloodiest century in history.

A major reason was the 1917 establishment by Vladimir Lenin and his Bolsheviks of a Marxist regime in Russia. The Soviet Union was the epicenter of a communist empire that, until its disintegration in 1991, spread doctrines of economic collectivism and class struggle to almost every part of the globe. From Eastern Europe to Africa to Latin America to Asia, hundreds of millions suffered the brutality of Marxist-Leninist dictatorships.

Lenin's project resulted not only in unprecedented economic and ecological destruction, but more importantly the greatest system of mass murder ever invented.

More than 100 million individuals were killed at the hands of communist regimes. Yet many Western "academics" continue to deny or downplay the full extent of communist atrocities.

It is common on many campuses in the United States to hear that Marxism-Leninism, unlike its totalitarian twin, fascism, was a benevolent ideology that sought to impose universal peace and social justice...that it was a good idea gone bad. Nothing could be further from the truth.

From its inception, communism sought to forge a new order based on genocide and mass murder. Lenin set the precedent, followed by subsequent Marxist regimes, that to establish a revolutionary proletarian state, entire categories of humans needed to be systematically wiped out...the bourgeoisie, kulaks, counterrevolutionaries and intellectuals who refused to follow the Bolshevik line. The totalitarian essence of Lenin's vision was that it sought to erect the perfect society by imposing one-party rule and smashing all dissent and opposition.

Recent history has been littered with Lenin's evil offspring...Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-tung, Josip Broz Tito, Ho Chi Minh, Pol Pot, Nicolae Ceausescu, Fidel Castro. The atrocities committed by these dictators need to be remembered not only to honor the dead but because they reveal the seminal lesson of the past century...Utopianism leads to totalitarianism; the road to Utopia goes through Golgotha.

The millions slaughtered by communist regimes were not accidental byproducts of misguided policies, but central to the Marxist project. For example, during the 1933 terror famine, Soviet leader Josef Stalin systematically starved to death about 10 million Ukrainian peasants. His genocidal goal was to eviscerate the Ukrainian peasantry, hoping to crush the heart of the Ukraine nation and consolidate his iron grip on power. Stalin's victims also included other captive peoples...the Poles, Slovaks, Czechs, Hungarians, Romanians, Chechens, Latvians, Estonians, Lithuanians and the Crimean Tatars (who were literally wiped off the map after World War II).

The same pattern repeated itself in Asia. The withdrawal of U.S. power from Southeast Asia in 1973 resulted in unimaginable horrors for those living in the region. Communist regimes were installed in Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos. Millions of Cambodians were slaughtered by Pol Pot, while countless South Vietnamese risked their lives on the high seas to flee the rampaging North Vietnamese army.

However, the most brutal communist tyrant was Mao. In 1959, "the Red Emperor" launched his crash collectivization program, his so-called "Great Leap Forward," which was supposed to bring China into modernity. Instead, it led to the deaths of more than 20 million Chinese. Many of the victims were children who were eaten by starving peasants.

Yet while the crimes of fascism are rightly remembered by Western academics and journalists, the ghastly crimes of communism remain largely ignored. This is wrong. The lives of those who were murdered by Hitler's thugs are not worth more than those who died at the hands of Stalin. The victims of communism deserve better.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: April 23, 2008 08:05AM

Let's put it in simple terms. Communism means that all people will be the same economically, no one will make more then his heighbor. If this was used then what would be the encouragement for someone to improve oneself. If I would never be able to make more money than anyone else then why should I work hard or for that matter why should I work at all? Why should someone grow food on their farms? What incentives would anyone have to stock their shelves? Without incentives there is no need to do anything.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 24, 2008 12:22AM

You guys live off in la-la land like these people.... sheep headed for slaughter with a smile!


You're Welcome

jgoins Report This Comment
Date: April 24, 2008 07:31AM

If we or they, you choose, are sheep headed for slaughter then who will do the slaughtering?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 24, 2008 09:18AM

Dude, April 1 has been and gone.....wait a minute, dude you are only supposed to take one Liagra, not the whole freaking box.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 24, 2008 09:33AM

Dude without any cites this is just a diatribe.
In fact I consider it a mix of half truths and outright lies.
It is so one sided that it isn't even funny.
All I can say is, that whatever you are taking, it can't be legal (not without a prescription anyway).
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 24, 2008 07:29PM

Hell Yeah. 90130 you hit it right on the head. Now if someone else would hit these other fools in the headsmiling
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jgoins Report This Comment
Date: April 25, 2008 08:52AM

Too many people with their heads in their asses to see the danger the world is in.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 28, 2008 12:34PM

I just a sorry ass........that has not a clue what to do........I only know Obama gives good blowjobs