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Mohammed the stuffed pig

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Mohammed the stuffed pig

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quasi Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2007 08:15PM

Now you've done it, 90130, your life isn't worth spit to them now. Not that it was before to anyone who wants to kill over something this silly.
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2007 08:18PM

Bring 'em on! LMFAO......smiling
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Mustafa Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2007 09:40PM

90130, you are an infidel who has offended Allah. You will be brought to justice by the followers of Islam. Alalalalalalalalal!!!

Your mother is a pig! Alalalalalalalalal!!! the finger
smiley
s. outlaw Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2007 09:53PM

its been awhile, just to let you know, im not dead, not yet anyways...cant seem to get to the net as often as id like, still waiting for it to get into my room, should be another month or so, by the way, allah the stuffed pig is fuckin funny, considering muhammed never performed anymiracles, and islam is based in pagan rituals anyways, after all, allah is strictly arabic for "the god" and was indeed a 7th centuery moon god worshipped by all arabic people in the city of mecca around that time...pity muhammed was also a thief and brigand who raided caravans and murderd peple by the hundreds and took the city of mecca by force....oh well, such is religion......

s. outlaw
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2007 01:20AM

Heheh...that's great Mustafasmiling
bouncing smiley Proud to be an American infidel.
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2007 02:12AM

lol
zxz555 Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2007 09:06AM

and yet if I were to declare myself devout Xtain and make little Jesus teddy bears then people, Xtains, would probably buy them for their children. Funny that. Just because one book says blah de blah and the other one says something else.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2007 10:13AM

Mustafa Wrote:
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> 90130, you are an infidel who has offended Allah.
> You will be brought to justice by the followers of
> Islam. Alalalalalalalalal!!!
>
> Your mother is a pig! Alalalalalalalalal!!! the finger
smiley


Hey Mustafa you moron, it's not Alalalalalalala
try Pajalajalajalajala!!!! drinking
smiley
Mustafa Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2007 04:17PM

Posted by: Anonymous - Anonymous (IP Logged)
Date: December 12, 2007 09:13AM
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Hey Anonymous, your mother is a pig! Alalalalalalalalal!!! the finger
smiley
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2007 07:10PM

eat more pig!
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2007 07:55PM

I'm gonna turn towards Mecca and eat this delicious Honey Baked Ham sandwich in the name of Allah.smiling
bouncing smiley
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: December 13, 2007 05:31PM

Following the news that in the highly progressive tyrannical genocidal regime of Sudan, a British teacher has been charged with blasphemy for allowing kids in her class to name a teddy bear Mohammed, it's pretty clear that Sudan is not happy with the idea of a Teddy Bear named Mohammed. That makes sense since there are no bears in the Quran, there are pigs though and so I generously give the people of Sudan their prophet in plush pig form.

That's right, it's Mohammed the Stuffed Pig PBUH (Plush Be Upon Him), a respectful tribute to Islam's greatest homicidal fake prophet. In many ways Prophet Mohammed Stuffed Pig Edition is a major improvement on the real thing.

While he is made out of plush and will be adored by children, he won't respond by trying to marry your 6 year old daughters because "Allah Told Him To". This makes him child-friendly, unlike the real Mohammed, who was the whole other kind of "Child Friendly" that you don't want around your kids.

Mohammed the Stuffed Pig may cost an arm and a leg but he won't try to chop off your arms and legs because you're all filthy infidels, unlike the real Mohammed. Also he won't raid and rob you, steal your goats or any of the other fun activities the real Mohammed was noted for.

It seems as if Muslims get so obsessively outraged over every imagined slight to their crazy made up religion because they haven't had enough people offending them on a regular basis. Being regularly offended requires either going murderously insane or developing a thick skin. Muslims have been making a good go at the former but aren't anywhere near the latter.

Perhaps offending them more on a regular basis will push them one way or another, either into a state of weary tolerance where the imagined sight of their diety's name in the swirls of a fast food's chain ice cream or a cartoon of their bearded prophet no longer sends them scrambling madly for their swords and detonators or into outright insanity in which Muslims wander the streets like zombie mobs roaring at everyone and trying to eat them alive. Either one would be a vast improvement over today.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 13, 2007 06:39PM

So it's an insult to Islam to name anything after Muhammad... and by doing that it supposedly creates a physical image of the prophet... how come all the Islamic kids are called Muhammad??? Doesn't make sense.

Apparently it's now the most popular boys name in the UK!! Most Christians wouldn't call their son Jesus for the same reason that it could be considered blasphemy!?

Religion's great... it causes more wars and trouble than anything else!! My god's better than your god... pathetic.