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Al Gore explains global warming

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Date: June 02, 2008 07:32PM

Ok, Global warming, um...

Ok, I tell people some very small lies, and they start to believe them. The lies scare them and people do not want to be scared. They demand a solution to their fears. I come up with an answer to their fears. I start a global company to combat Global Warming and The Democrats create new TAXES that are spent on my company and I become very very ultra rich off dumb ass people who will believe in anything. I sell tee shirts and hats that people buy and join my efforts to stop Global warming. People started to feel better about their miserable lives. Many disbelievers start making all types of noise, so we as democrats call them names and say they are dumb and stupid. Because that is all we can think of is calling names. I buy a small boat and tell people who will believe anything that Iam prepaired for the oceans to rise. Then I start selling boats to dumb ass people who call smart people dumb and stupid. I then threaten to sue anyone who will not believe me and make all types of Federal and State and Local Laws to make smart people send me money and that is Global Warming.