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dodgin' dump trucks at the club 3

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fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2007 06:43PM

these guys were rollin' 40 mph easy
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2007 07:58PM

Did you play today?What did you shoot?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2007 08:19PM

93
had alot of trouble off the tee 1rst 9 with my 3 wood, switched over to the metal driver and started poundibg 'em the back 9. thumbs
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played a course for the first time completely blind, the other 3 were 1rst timers.
nice course but real plain. lots of water. drained a 15 foot, down hill, 2 foot break putt for bogey 5 on 18 to tie and save a 5 hole carry over.
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2007 09:01PM

Cant shoot very well on a course with alot of water,shot a 98 not long ago,but give me a course with alot of woods and ill shoot high 80s!
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2007 10:17PM

3 water balls killed a pretty good 1rst trip. the sand was hard and really hard to judge (usually my strong suit). eye rolling
smiley
1 par 4 on the front, i duffed my drive 150ish then put a heaven wood on from 195 to 20 feet...3 putt. SHIT!
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2007 10:24PM

My 98,i lost six balls,cant seem to focus when i see water.I guess one day ill have to kick your ass!cool smiley
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2007 10:37PM

there's always that one killer shot in a round that keeps you coming back for more. the finger
smiley
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2007 10:59PM

Man, you really outdid yourself on this series of pics. You get my vote for IOTW.
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2007 11:39PM

You got that right fossil!
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2007 11:40PM

90130_ Wrote:
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> Man, you really outdid yourself on this series of
> pics. You get my vote for IOTW.


SMART ASS the finger
smiley
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 21, 2007 02:55AM

Hell Yeah. That's me.
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 21, 2007 03:07AM

BTW... whenever I see a golf course, I think of my CR500.

This from a guy who's actually been kicked off some of the finest greens and fairways in my area.

Once for getting a golf cart sideways and mired in a sand trap, and another time when my friends and I were dressed up as pimps for a halloween party and decided to play a round or two at a nearby club that had a strict dress code.

Ah, youth.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: June 10, 2007 08:24PM

played again today, humid, (93), no wind, and my drives were broke at best. shot a f'n 100 even, 45/55. sad smiley
anyone else play? orlando? you coulda made some money playin' my lame ass today. tongue
sticking out smiley i lost 8 bets on 18 with a triple bogey 8. thumbs up
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: June 10, 2007 08:38PM

I don't keep score when I play...it's a lot more fun that way...
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: June 10, 2007 09:10PM

man i can't play a practice round, i hafta count every shot, no mulligans,play it where it lies 'cause the guys i play with, this group at least, are bettin' every shot somethin' (buck-a-bet)
1. long ball
2. greens in reg.
3. 3 putt progressive snakes
4. sandie saves
5. water saves
6. o.b. saves (rare),
7. a par, birdie or eagle take a bucks from the higher scorers.
8. closest to the pin when 2 or more hit the green in regulation
9. longest putt of the day/ is 5.00/man.
10. all kinds of side bets are goin' off at any 1 time.
11. hitting any animals is 5.00/man.
12. hitting a tree and making par is 5.00/man.
13. hitting another golfer and making par is 5.oo/man, but has only happened once. smiling
bouncing smiley and is a whole other story.

i know i'm forgettin' a couple, but i don't keep score.
i got too much else goin' on trying to keep my wheels from fallin' off comin' down the last 6 holes, those are really tough holes at my home track.
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: June 11, 2007 12:36AM

sounds alot like me!
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: June 20, 2007 11:32PM

TRUISMS OF GOLF

- Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.
- Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.
- When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
- If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there.
- The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.
- No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
- The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all of your many other errors.
- If it ain't broke, try changing your grip.
- Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.
- A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.
- It is surprisingly easy to hole a fifty foot putt .. for a 10.
- Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.
- It's not a gimme if you're still away.
- The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.
- There are two kinds of bounces; unfair bounces and bounces just the way you meant to play it.
- You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a two inch branch 90% of the time.
- If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
- Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.
- When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.
- Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
- If you want to hit a 7 iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.
- To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply the speed of his back-swing by his handicap; i.e., back-swing 20 mph, handicap 15, downswing = 300 mph.
- There are two things you can learn by stopping your back-swing at the top and checking the position of your hands: how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove.
- Hazards attract; fair ways repel.
- You can put a draw on the ball, you can put a fade on the ball, but no golfer can put a straight on the ball.
- A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.
- If there is a ball on the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker. If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint.
- It's easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard.
- Sometimes it seems as though your cup moveth over.
- A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.
- Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up having to pray a lot.
- A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are...that's why I get so many calls to play with friends.
- That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.
- If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.
- Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And you need to buy fresh ones each week.
- A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.
- It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.
- If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or worse).
- You probably wouldn't look good in a green jacket anyway! A sweatshirt will do just fine.
- It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer and eat hot dogs if you are performing brain surgery.
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: June 21, 2007 01:11AM

LOL
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: September 28, 2007 05:19AM

Look at that luscious green golf course that's calling your name,right out of retirementspinning
smiley sticking its tongue out
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: September 28, 2007 06:04AM

i'm goin to the range tommorow to try and fix my swing



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 28/09/2007 06:04AM by fossil_digger.
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: September 28, 2007 06:38AM

I knew you could'nt resist,but i don't blame yahot smiley
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: September 28, 2007 01:58PM

it's too damn hot here! you have to tee off at 7:30 or 8 a.m. to even get 12 or 13 holes in before it hits 90-95. i like playing when it's cold or cool