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OK, assholes, you asked for it; it's Santa Quas

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OK, assholes, you asked for it; it's Santa Quas

Comments for: OK, assholes, you asked for it; it's Santa Quas
Anonymous B. Correct Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2006 05:45PM

Buff-A, Jody-A, where are YOU?

(muffled): You're sitting on us you fatass doink, uh, I mean Mr. French......
shaDEz Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2006 06:00PM

ahahahaha.... yes!!! this is what i wanted to see... dude, you fuckin' rule! most of these bitches would be too uptight about this shit but you did it!any stupid shit you want me to do, i will try my best to do...
quasi Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2006 06:02PM

You're a whore, shaDEz, stay away from me.
Placelowerplace Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2006 06:09PM

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2006 06:17PM

hey Santa looks just like that Quasi dude
quasi Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2006 06:36PM

This job sucks. Ever see what happens when a reindeer takes a dump when you're flyin' through the air behind him? Tim Allen can have this crap.

Oh Sweet Jesus, not again. Would somebody please come get me unstuck out of this chimney? Bring a crane.
quasi Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2006 06:54PM

OK, shaDEz, I'm sorry. You can help me clean the reindeer shit out of my beard.
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2006 07:33PM

Ha Ha... Santa Quas... good one.

But what is up with the backdrop? Looks like a tropical shower curtain.
quasi Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2006 09:04PM

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2006 09:42PM

I've seen enough. Check, please!
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2006 10:13PM

Little Johnny's Letter to Santaspinning
smiley sticking its tongue out

You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!

Sincerely, Johnny
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2006 01:44AM

Great picture Quasi.

To me the look in your eye says exactly what the caption says.

5 stars!
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2006 03:02AM

Great one, Quasi. I hope you didn't take the cut 'n paste I posted above wrong. That one's been in circulation all over the web this time of year. smiling
bouncing smiley
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2006 04:04AM

Great Pic Quasi! 5 Stars!
alterego Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2006 06:18AM

Well done friend. thumbs
shaDEz Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2006 01:42PM

shiat... i'm the whore? everyone is a fucking whore! but i will never clean reindeer shit out your beard... guess i'll get some in my stocking now since i had to be all bad ass and talk to santa this way lol
so lemme ask you this one thing... when i was six and i asked for that power wheels you didn't deliver... wtf? you came thru for my younger bro ten years later... i left you whiskey and all my bro ever left ya were fucking milk and cookies... how in the hell is milk in cookies gonna keep ya warm when you flyin' thru the sky in the middle of winter? i know i'm almost thirty, and i drive a real car now, but i want my damn power wheels! and i need a ps3 too, to make up for the delay... aight? i give you whiskey again okay?

PostMaster Report This Comment
Date: December 13, 2006 02:43PM

Santa is a pervert.

He see you when you're sleeping, you know.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 14, 2006 01:36PM

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those?
Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend,
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table.
P.S. Tell your mom she got the part.
Long Dong Claus,
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
quasi Report This Comment
Date: December 14, 2006 06:17PM

So your the one who's been stealing the mail out of my mailbox.
kirsty_uk Report This Comment
Date: December 15, 2006 11:07AM

LOVE IT! you just look like the real thing. BRILL
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 15, 2006 12:35PM

lmao quas! i thought you could relate. smiling
bouncing smiley
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 15, 2006 12:59PM

Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in? .
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
kirsty_uk Report This Comment
Date: December 15, 2006 02:55PM

Trust you fossil. But its good. HEHEspinning
smiley sticking its tongue out
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: October 11, 2010 08:17PM

Definately one of my all time favs!thumbs