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Islamic Fascist

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Islamic Fascist

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Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 18, 2006 07:58AM

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so
quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now. . . . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No golf

No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and
there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

mrkim Report This Comment
Date: August 18, 2006 08:26AM

Muahahaha ... good points LOL !
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 18, 2006 09:57AM

And you get 72 virgins when you blow yourself up.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 18, 2006 11:16AM

[email protected] You have a point...
ninepointfiver Report This Comment
Date: August 18, 2006 09:33PM

VERY GOOD point!
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2006 01:16AM


[email protected]

But the pussy they get is better than yours. Why? Cuz you don't get any.
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2006 01:22AM


[email protected]

You also need to read a dictionary before calling someone a fascist.

Usama does not want to rule the world. Usama does not want to change the US way of life. He wants the US and Europe to stay the fuck out of islamic countries with their military.

This is the reason that organizations like Al Qeada, Hamas, and Hezbollah were formed. Muslims finally got tired of taking shit from Britain, France, the US, etc. and they did something about it. Even if on a small scale like 9-11.

You putz act as if the world started yesterday. That the US had no baggage. Well grow up little boy. It was the decision by people like W that caused 9-11. the 1983 marine barracks bombing in Beirut. The embassy bombings in Africa.

Some moron thought military aggression in islamic lands would never have repercussions. What a dumbass.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2006 04:33AM

It's so easy to hate someone you've never met, isn't it?
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2006 07:20AM

Neast, do you buy all the bullshit the terrorists put out? Have you been fitted for your explosive vest yet?
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2006 08:56AM

Just because Beast is telling you what their stance is doesn't make him a turncoat. If they are the enemy then there's a need to understand them. He's right, Euro-US should have never fucked with them in the first place. Let them blow themselves up. Let the Middle east assholes duke it out amongst themselves. Euro-US has no business there, it's their shit, let them wallow in it.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2006 09:18AM

46103: all the more reson to post your pic huh?
blahx3: if we didn't help out/ intervene they would just say that we were on the side of their enemies, it doesn't matter what we did they still think bad of freedom because they know that freedom means the end of their reign as a suppressive regime.
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2006 10:49AM


jgoins

Do you need to buy the BS that the US puts out about the islamic world ?

This week 21 former Generals sent a letter to W saying he is misusing the military in Iraq and blowing the "war on terror".

Many military experts have pointed out that the islamic world was never a threat to the world until France, Britian, and the US used military force on their lands to control islamic people.

It seems too many americans want to think their shit doesn't stink and can do no wrong. You included.

CRAPPER

Americans who have annointed themselves the giver of freedom seemed to think restraining freedom was a good idea just 140 years ago.

Slavery. 140years ago. No outside country bombed the shit out the of US to make it give up slavery. No outside country invaded to save the slaves.

We learned to get beyond it on our own.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2006 12:19PM

F_D ~ I know, but people can say/think whatever they choose, it still doesn't make it true. Don't get me wrong, I am greatful our country is standing up for what we believe, defending ourselves and putting our might where our mouth is, but this mid-east crap is a way out of hand cluster-fuck and if we were smart we'd get the fuck out while we still can. We've already lost more than we'll ever gain from it.

As far as I'm concerned this is just the continuation of the Crusades.

The Christian God, the Jewish God and the Moslem God are one and the same, expressed through different cultures, but He said the same fucking thing to all of them; "Thou shalt not kill."

[www.theonion.com]

It's old but worth a re-read.
duane Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2006 03:23PM

Al-Zarqawi arrives in heaven.
There he is greeted by George Washington, who proceeds to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped
conceive!"

Patrick Henry approaches and punches Al-Zarqawi in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison enters, kicks Al-Zarqawi in the balls and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson comes in and proceeds to beat Al-Zarqawi many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!".

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim
terrorist leader.

As Al-Zarqawi lays bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appears . Al-Zarqawi, weeping in pain, says to the Angel, "This is not what
you promised me."

The Angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2006 04:10PM


Duane da Tard

still dreaming about the Pre-Occupation of Iraq?

there is no going back now. Now another 9-11, marine barracks, and embassy bombing will occur due to moronic thinkers like yourself.

Hopefully they target you and your family members so you get you just reward of joining Al Zarqawi.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2006 04:15PM

Terrorists use overwhelming force and surprise to generate shock, terror and public attention. Their goals are incremental or revolutionary societal changes.

To anyone who thinks that terrorists will "just leave us alone" if we stay out of the Middle East -- take an anti-terrorism course sometime and stop talking out of your ass.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2006 05:19PM

If we left the middle east to it's own now they would soon have nuclear weapons and still would not stop spreading their killings around the world. Think about it, these organizations prey on the downtrodden and weak people with no hope for a good future. If freedom were to take hold and spread in that region they would have no one to join their little bands then they would lose everything. It is for this reason they will continue their fight regardless of anything we do or don't do. Anyone who thinks they would stop needs to have their head examined.
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 12:18AM


jgoins

[www.plus613.com]

the fact is that the US let Israel hav enuclear weapons. They are a middle eastern country. Where is you outrage to these fucks having nuclear weapons ? Hmmmmm. they have proven they can't be counted on to do what is in our or the world's best interest.

You have proven you are a pawn in the big game. I pity you.

that you have bought the US propaganda hook line and sinker proves my point. You live in the matrix.

the fact is that there is no such thing as a terrorist. There are only people who do not have the capability to defend themselves from overbearing nations.

get off the turnip truck.
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 12:25AM


[email protected]

Alright mister helper .. tell us more NEOCon propaganda. Moron.

They won't stop now because the US has fucked with these people and they finally got the balls and now the means to defend themselves.

the american colonists took 70 years worth of shit from the british before they got fed up with King George. What makes the middle eastern people fighting against Britain and the US any different from the american colonists fighting England in 1776 ? None. Lie to yourself if you need to but there is no difference.

It is time to realize that the US and other european countries are reaping what they have sown. Their militaristic treatment of middle eastern people has come home to roost. It may be ugly but it is the truth.

But there is a way out. To negotiate with these people as Ronald Reagan did.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 01:01AM

what makes them diffrent? hmmmmm maybe the fact that they were never citizens of the us and we were citizens of the uk? maybe?

and you say they're stupid....lol
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 01:11AM

negotiate? yeah let's just turn over the whole country of israel to iran, syria and the palestinians. thatis the only thing these whackjobs will accept. * HELLO IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE * ?!!? that would sit real good with our allies and the rest of the world.
festus Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 04:00AM

Fuck that Vietnam era foliage camo U.S. army jacket
must reek so bad it would make a maggot gag.
duane Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 08:07AM

I would say fuck you Beast but Im afraid it will give you wet dreams.

A United States marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes wentby and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the m arine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's troops who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. ................So, He sent me."
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 11:14AM


Duane da tard

More lame ass troops stories. There is a reason most troops have to be given orders to follow.

The US could have never sent 1 soldier into Afghanistan and Iraq and we would be just as we are today. Another military strike like 9-11 would not have occured.

So no soldier is defending anyone's right to say shit as guaranteed by the constitution. That is pure horseshit.

The only threat to the american way of life was when the british tried to take the US back in 1812. They invaded and burned the WH down.

No one else ever invaded the country. Everything they did was a hit and run. Japan. hit and run. 9-11. hit and run. The difference between an invasion and a hit and run are obvious.

CRAPPER

You are going to have to do better than that. That was beyond weak.

the two situations were analogous because there was 1 oppressor and a group being suppressed.

You definitely didn't go to college.

Now I understand what you lost your miss.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 11:55AM

i wasn't the one who made the comment about the comparison.
"There is a reason most troops have to be given orders to follow." so you're admitting on being stupid? or was the comment of you being military another "mistatement"?

this is sooooo easy it's rediculous
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 01:41PM


CRAPPER

"what makes them diffrent? hmmmmm maybe the fact that they were never citizens of the us and we were citizens of the uk? maybe?"

1. this is what I called analogous.
2. not all colonists were from the UK in 1776. In fact it was the growing non-english population that pushed for revolution.

3. just because someone is a not a citizen of the US does not means the US can't oppress them. That you can't see that makes you look really stupid.

Do you remember this thing called slavery ? Where Americans tortured and enslaved non-americans from africa ? Do you remember pretty part of american history ?

So much for your non-citizen theory.

PS. I was giving the orders tard.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 02:01PM

"the american colonists took 70 years worth of shit from the british before they got fed up with King George. What makes the middle eastern people fighting against Britain and the US any different from the american colonists fighting England in 1776 ? None."

nice try....not!

so you volunteered to follow a president you did'nt believe in? who's fault was that?
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 02:13PM


CRAPPER

Lame effort again. Keep trying.

Not until W or should I say Cheney did the civilians rule the military. Hence why I moved on.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 02:17PM

so you followed bush senior?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 02:23PM

* MISS * !!! g-2
[www.dump.com]
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 04:45PM

Beast, you are so full of shit your eyes are brown. Time for you to flush.
sunny_ Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 08:28PM

Kareoke Night in the Kyber Pass.
duane Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 10:30PM

Beast, wake the fuck up and stop ranting. They were jokes that I posted, somewhat like yourself to a majority of those who read your posts. So analytical yet I dont think you get the big picture. Most people think your a liar about who you are and a freak because of what you write. As for my family they are safe tonight despite your best intentions for them, reference your statement"Hopefully they target you and your family members so you get you just reward of joining Al Zarqawi". Beast you are an idiot, not a whole lot to elaborate on here. Mind you I dont say this because of your beliefs but because its true. Just remember if you have family I would suggest you seek therapy because you sound like they dont mean much to you. To bad you know everything and dont have an open mind its their loss.
duane Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 10:37PM

On the lighter side,
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a
house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him
the dog is in the back-yard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.


"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me
out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle
down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I
got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how
much he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you
selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."


duane Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 10:40PM

Another one I found,
Guys,I have a real problem and I hope somebody can help me.I think my wife is cheating on me.The other night I came home and she was on the phone and when I came in the room she got quiet and would not tell me who she was talking to.So a few nights later she left her phone in the living room so I checked the numbers and she found out and was furious and said I was invading her privacy.So I decided to wait up for her when she got home from work to see who brought her home.I went out to the driveway and hid behind my bike,apparently I ran over a nail and had a flat rear tire.I guess you guys know my problem,Perrellis are expensive.Where can I find a good deal?
duane Report This Comment
Date: August 20, 2006 10:41PM

One of the better ones,
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know > about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many >

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents >

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table >

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, >

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers t o the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 03:26AM


Duane da Tard

you are so stupid to think no one will read below your windbag efforts to stop the conversation.

Did you get run over by your own tractor ? Friggin tard. LOL!
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 03:28AM


jgoins

You comments on this site prove that the NEOCon propaganda is working with the mentally challenged.

I pity you. You will spend your entire life sucking the NEOCon teat never knowing that you have been suckered. Way to sacrifice your little life to suit the needs of their cause.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 07:37AM

Ah beast so typical of you. I coem to my conclusions all on my own and have been this way since the early 70's so it has nothing to do with any neo cons. You on the other hand will likely die early from a heart attack when the conspiracy theories finally destroy you.
duane Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 02:08PM

"Stop the conversation", I guess if I constantly state the redundant and stupid I could be like you. By the way few Americans use the word teat. My guess is your a journalist or work for the DNC and frequent more than one site spewing propaganda. I could truely never imagine you as a American soldier as you have stated. I also cant imagine you in special forces, you dont win people over well. Intelligence, well your not so thats self explanitory. Only stupid people constantly insult people of different political beliefs. You should face it most people on here, even the one that agree with your point of view see you as a bitter, small minded, arogant punk. So dont worry you have made your mark, I will remember you as one of the most bitter and ridiculus people I have coresponded with. Mind you its not your opinions but your treatment of others that shows how stupid you are.
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 04:24PM


jgoins ... too many fools claim to actually think for themselves.

The proof that you do not is that you have yet to state an opinion that deviates from the NEOCon propaganda.

Some conservatives have broken free from the NEOCon garbage and started calling for the Republican party ditch the NEOCons and get back to conservative core values.

Small government, fiscal responsibility (no deficits short or long term), and moving away from manipulating countries with the US military.
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 04:29PM


Duane da Tard

I'm not insulting you for your political beliefs. I insult you for not using your brain. Most of you choose to accept the BS you hear from government sources or the news. Most of the posts here never show any intellectual growth.

I would think most people on this sight are parrots because they repeat this same BS here. But Parrots can't type.

I am also amazed at the need to believe the Bush administration and the US can do no wrong. As if it would cause a psychological episode to believe otherwise.

The fact is I was a marine until these scumbags starting making decisions that were harmful to our country and our world. Thus needlessly putting me, my family, and many other people in future danger.

That is what I am fighting against. That is what we all should fight against.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 05:46PM

The fact that the so called neo cons finally came around to my way of thinking does not mean I am following them. It means they are following me. Not to mention that most of the things Bush has stated about the terrorists I have stated years before he was even Governor.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 05:57PM

* RAUK * fossil is a cracker * RAUK *
and i haven't changed my views for 30+ years... * RAUK *
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 06:00PM


jgoins

now you are full of shit. NEOCons have been around for 40 years. Cheney is the grandfather of NEOCon thought.

You constantly put forth this notion that there is a holy war. That is nonsense that small minds put forth.

The real explanation of military strikes by islamic people can be gleaned from reading a little history.

You need to do some reading about British, French, and US military aggression in islamic countries over the past 150 years.
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 06:03PM


CRAPPER

Another reason that you lost your miss. Too stubborn to learn.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 06:26PM

actually the major reason was i liked this site too much and she considered it a porn site. she had previous bad experience .
she also needed to do her own thing. and she is more hard headed than me.
too stuborn too learn? hmmmm is that why i've reached the level of education that few others have?
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 07:52PM


This site porn ? some tough standards.

You haven't changed any of your views in 30 years ? if that is true then doesn't it seem you haven't learned anything in 30 years ? Even with education ?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 21, 2006 08:05PM

that's your opinion. whatever that's worth.

yeah i thought it was extreme, but what the hay. she should see it now huh?
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 22, 2006 07:46AM

Well beast in the early 70's I didn't pay much attention to politics so my opinions didn't come from them. I have always felt the US needed to be strong in it's defense and in the world arena. I do not think we are being strong enough but I think we might be moving in the right direction. I will wait and see if we do what really needs to be done with Iran in the near future.

The so called holy war is what the Islamic people call it, not what we call it. It is only going to get worse from here, regardless of anything we do, so just keep watching.
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 22, 2006 10:22PM


jgoins ... you are correct that it will only get worse as long the NEOCon crew is in power.

If democrats take the house back in Nov. as predicted, I think Bush may make a turn for the better. If not, the situation will get worse.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 23, 2006 07:45AM

Well you had better get ready then dems will not take back the house. Things will get worse regardless of who is in power in the US. It is just being delayed longer because of our hard stance in the world. If we were still pussies like we were in the past it would be happening faster.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 23, 2006 08:17PM

predicted? have you seen the vegas odds lately?
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: August 24, 2006 02:35AM


jgoins + fossil

The political analysts have dems up 3 in the house after the election. I think that is a conservative estimate considering the electorates feelings on Iraq being seperate from the "war on terror" in combination with Bush saying that Iraq had nothing to do with the "war on terror" this week.

Americans have seen the world become too hostile under Bush mainly lead by american troops in the middle east. If Bush had gone into Afghanistan and captured or kill Bin Laden and left IRaq as it was, Bush could have been elected to 4 terms.

But he had to avenge his daddy. What a moron.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: August 24, 2006 07:48AM

Well political analysts evidentally don't ask the people. The poll below indicates something different.

[www.vote.com]
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 24, 2006 08:33AM

political analysts? lmao! when have they ever been right?
i'll take the vegas odds makers every time. hahahaha