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are you a Dem, Rep, or a Southerher?

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are you a Dem, Rep, or a Southerher?

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fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 13, 2006 03:10PM

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?Â

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks
eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges
at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
days and try to come to a consensus.


Republican's Answer:
BANG!


Southerner's Answer: *
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of
reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: August 13, 2006 04:50PM

Oldie but a goodie. Thanks for bringing it back... I'm somewhere between the last two, although I can't honestly call myself a Southerner..Lmao!
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 13, 2006 05:20PM

i was deleting a buncha old e-mails and found it
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 14, 2006 09:49AM

!HA HA HA, just read it, very good one Thanks