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hello boys, i miss you.

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hello boys, i miss you.

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fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: June 20, 2006 07:10PM

work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 20, 2006 08:00PM

While I know all the faces, I don't remember what this was from?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: June 20, 2006 08:20PM

blazing saddles
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 20, 2006 09:44PM

Doh! Of course... thanks smiling
smiley
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: June 20, 2006 11:55PM

Mongo only pawn in game of life...
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: June 21, 2006 12:12AM

no dadburnnabbit, the sheriff is... DING!
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 21, 2006 02:25AM

... 'scuse me while I whip this out. (Aaaaaah!)
blahdblah Report This Comment
Date: June 21, 2006 05:14AM

Reverand!
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 21, 2006 07:14AM

de camptown races... do dar, do dar...
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: June 21, 2006 02:44PM

that uppity n_______ went and hit me in the head with a shovel.
i wish you would see it in your heart to hang him up by his neck till he were dead.
Duane Report This Comment
Date: June 21, 2006 04:06PM

the sherriff is a n"bong",
he said the sherriff is near,
no dang blam it I said the sherriff is a n"bong"

authentic frontier giberish,
Im glad these children were here to witness it
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: June 21, 2006 04:27PM

"mongo love sheriff bart.
sheriff bart only man to beat mongo."
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: June 22, 2006 11:28AM

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Howard_Johnson Report This Comment
Date: June 22, 2006 11:33AM

As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel and Hardy handshake to our new...nigger.
Taggart Report This Comment
Date: June 22, 2006 11:36AM

Someone's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 23, 2006 03:22AM

"It can't be more than a hundred and four-teeen,dock
that chink for napping on the job!"
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: June 23, 2006 06:11PM

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: June 23, 2006 06:51PM

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 24, 2006 05:29AM

Lol fossil,but you have to have cheated abit
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: June 24, 2006 11:19AM

hahahahaha, yes i did, lol!
i couldn't recall word for word the last one
Dick_Gentile Report This Comment
Date: July 06, 2006 07:07PM

Haha!
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 10, 2007 10:32PM

[the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!
Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.
Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it!
Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town!
Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's despit! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...
Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?
Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed!
Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!
Shut up!
Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!

Go do that voodoo that you do so well!

Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?

A wed wose, how womantic.

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

Are we awake?
We're not sure. Are we black?
Yes, we are.
Then we're awake, but very puzzled.

Here I stand, the goddess of desire / Set men on fire / I have this power. / Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing / Some quick womancing / And then a shower. / Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me / They always hound me, with one wequest. / Who can satisfy their lustful habits? / I'm not a wabbit.

Now is a time of great decision / Are we to stay or up and quit? / There's no avoiding this conclusion: / Our town is turning into shit. Amen

Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Up yours nigger.

I'm tired of men always coming and going, going and coming and always too soon.
Right, girls?

Stampeding cattle.
That's not much of a crime.
Through the Vatican?
Kinky. Sign here.

Hello, cowboy. Wha's your name?
Tex, Ma'am.
Texmam? Well, tell me Texmam, are you in show business?
Well, no, ma'am.
Then why don't you get your fwiggin' feet off o' the stage.

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 08, 2007 02:13AM

take a message,
send a wire to the main office, tell 'em i said...CLANG! ow!
send a wire to the main office, tell 'em i said ow. gotcha!
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: December 08, 2007 02:23AM

whatever!
Taggart Report This Comment
Date: December 08, 2007 12:52PM

You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 08, 2007 01:18PM

i'd like ta extend a laurel and hardy handshake to our new........
Nigel_Knowital Report This Comment
Date: December 08, 2007 02:57PM

It's a film?!

Dang! I thought it was a scene from the oval office, with the prez getting a briefing on the Iran nuclear capability!