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Customer is always right

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Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: May 18, 2006 09:08PM

You want that fish fried or baked sir ?
John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: May 18, 2006 10:36PM

So, a Seal walks into a bar, and the Bartender says, "What? Is this a joke or something?!"
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: May 19, 2006 02:15AM

Lol, good one John !
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: May 19, 2006 02:23AM

A grizzly saunters into a bar, sidles up to the bar and says to the bartender "I'd like a scotch and water please.".

The bartender looks at the bear in disbelief for an instant, then makes the drink and slides it across the bar to the bear, who says "Thanks, what's the damage ?".

The bartender thinks for a minute and says "That'll be twenty five dollars".

The bear looks at the bartender for a few seconds then places the money down on the bar.

The bartender says "Yakno, we don't get too many bears around here. In fact, I think you're the 1st I've ever served!".

The bear looks straight at the bartender and says "At $25 a damned drink, I don't doubt it!".
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 19, 2006 03:45PM

A seal walks into a bar all depressed
looking and plunks himself down on
the barstool.The bartender says
"what'll have?" The seal says
ANYTHING BUT A CANADIAN CLUB ON THE ROCKS!
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: May 20, 2006 01:50AM

An organ grinder and his pet monkey walk into a bar. The organ grinder plops down on a stool and the money begins running up and down the bar eating handfuls of nuts from the bowls on the bar.

The bartender complains "Hey man, get a grip on that monkey or you're both outta here!".

Before the organ grinder can get hold of the monkey it jumps off the bar onto a nearby pool table, picks up and swallows the cue ball off the table.

The bartender tells the organ grinder he owes him $20 for the cue ball, collects it then tosses them both out.

A week later the organ grinder and his monkey are back. The organ grinder plops down on a stool and the monkey again hops up on the bar and begins raiding the bowls of nuts on the bar.

To the bartenders disbelief the monkey slips each nut up his ass before popping them in his mouth and eating them.

The bartender tells the organ grinder that's the sickest shit he's ever seen and asks what the hell he's doing that for.

The organ grinder says " Ever since he passed that cue ball he checks everything for size 1st now !".