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John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: April 18, 2006 11:32PM

You can always make fun of any president or minister or leader, but Bush does it all by himself.
It's the best!
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 19, 2006 02:03AM

he's not even really from Texas you know he was born in connecticut and tries to cash in on a cowboy image. we sure as hell don't claim him here in Texas!
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: April 19, 2006 08:19AM

Just like a whole lot of others do. If you ain't born here, you ain't a Texan ; >winking
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 19, 2006 08:49AM

This s[] it all.....
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 19, 2006 08:50AM

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 19, 2006 11:35AM


ehh. erie
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 19, 2006 06:36PM

How About:
Nobodyyy Report This Comment
Date: April 19, 2006 08:13PM

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2006 12:09AM

Good call.
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2006 05:37AM

who the fuck would want to admit to being a texan ?

Only the arrogant fucks that think that "being a texan" means shit once they get off the reservation.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2006 05:15PM

I am proud to be a Texan!
i am also proud that you are not a Texan.
John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2006 05:55PM

Here I sit, buns a-flexin'
Just squeezed out another Texan
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2006 09:17PM

Theres nothing wrong with texas,they have my favorite football team COWBOYS and had my favorite pres for gov BUSH.Plus they have an express lane on death row.
John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: April 20, 2006 10:32PM

Nothing wrong with Texas at all, except that they are simple-minded barbarians who seem to think that the "death penalty" is somehow good (and cost-effective) for society.
John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: April 21, 2006 12:35AM

Actually, you're right, there's nothing wrong with Texans any more than any other place. One of my best friends is Texan.
aDCBeast Report This Comment
Date: April 21, 2006 03:26AM

Duane the Tard (3154)

The Cowgirlz suck and President Bush is the worst is history. You sure know how to pick em.

Are you on death row ? Seems like all Texans are on death row. Expecially if you are retarded!
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 21, 2006 07:01AM

Name your team chickenhead.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2006 10:37PM

Slide on down here when ya getta chance Mr B & I'll see if I can slip you in at the front of the express lane Duane was talkin about ... anything for a friend yakno :>P

Yeah we Texans are real simpletons alright, problee why we're home to American Airlines, Southwest Airlines, Dell Computers, Shell Oil, and hundreds of other corporate enterprises, and build fighter planes at Lockheed Martin, among other things of note.

Here's a nifty little fact : Go anywhere on the planet and draw the outline of Texas and nearly everyone will know what you drew instantly.

Try that same trick with any other state in the US or nearly any country on the planet and see if they recognize it ? :>winking

BTW, the death penalty absolutely insures the recipient will never again harm another innocent human, nor incur pain and suffering upon the victims family or loved ones ... yeah I really see the barbarism in that concept.

Tellya what John, if you'll agree to foot the astronomical costs of lifelong incarceration for all the death row inmates instead (a measely $100,000 to $400,000 per inmate anually), I'll personally lobby to end this huge burden to the taxpayers here, or ... would you prefer we just ship 'em over to where you live and you cats can sort it out, either way works for me.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 26, 2006 01:18PM

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, " you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why?
Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing
thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the
chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge! forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas
Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the original Six Flags (Over Texas!).

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in
Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, ZZ Top, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, George H. W.Bush, and Lyndon B. Johnson. And let's not forget Meatloaf, Pantera, Bowling for Soup(come on, you know it makes you smile when you hear "come back to Texas" on the radio and think that kids in freaking Arkansas or somewhere are listening to that lyric too!), Lance Armstrong, George Strait, and Pat Green.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE,! Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is home to the most amazing sunsets of gold over an empty field.

Texans have pride like none other.

Texas is hundreds of deer running around neighborhoods and fields.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. And what about the 2006 National Champions, the University of TEXAS Longhorns? Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

Everything's bigger in Texas!

No one does anything bigger or better than it's done in Texas.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its
flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

...and don't even lie to yourself... Texas has the most beautiful girls.

Not to mention Live music capitol of the world, and in case you didn't catch it the first time, UT Longhorns are the National Champions.
John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: April 27, 2006 04:14AM

Guns don't kill people,
Americans kill people.