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Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 10, 2006 01:01AM

Excuse me while i vomitski.
gruff Report This Comment
Date: April 10, 2006 02:00AM

faggahead
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 11, 2006 09:08PM


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1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and the Oprah diet.







2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog ... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.







3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you

are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.







4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.







5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be hard, strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too.







6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major leagues,

NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.







7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his honey in the passenger seat.







8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a women who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too.

brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 12, 2006 10:27AM

So how do you tell if you're homophobic?
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 12, 2006 12:59PM

"Homophobe" is a silly ass word that means absolutely nothing.
a_dictionary Report This Comment
Date: April 12, 2006 07:58PM

read me.
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 13, 2006 01:17AM

No, you read it, and get your gay ass outa here.
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 13, 2006 05:57PM

I guess if you are literate and don't deny the meaning of a word because you don't like it you are gay as well...

f_d cried three times while watching Forrest Gump does that mean he is gay? or just simple?
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 13, 2006 08:47PM

You are soooo gay!
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: April 13, 2006 10:58PM

he's simply gay!
jk fossil...I don't really think you're an ass gobbler...
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 14, 2006 12:22AM

No... I am secure in my heterosexuality and therefore not afraid of nor do I hate gay people. Why do you hate homosexuals??
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 14, 2006 01:50AM

It's not that I hate homosexuals, I do not. What I truly despise are agendas. My nieces and nephews shopuld not have to sit in their classrooms and be told this behaviour is normal.
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 14, 2006 01:51AM

"should not have to sit" typo correction.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 14, 2006 06:39AM

brokntoad,Ill bet your so secure you would suck a dick to prove you were not gay.Just so you could say see I did not enjoy that.
Most people dont hate gays,they just think they are freaks and wierdos.Its why we giggle when two gay guys hold hands in public or kiss.
Most people consider homosexuality moraly wrong and dont want it pushed on us by Hollywood.We also consider child abuse,spousal abuse moraly wrong and would not want that potrayed as normal behavior.
People are free to do what they like in this country and thats cool but dont get mad if I laugh or crack a joke.
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 14, 2006 12:48PM

3154... A typical response from a homophobe. Why would I need to prove anything? It sounds like you are trying to prove something??? I am secure with my sexuality and gay referance insults don't bother me. Why does it bother you? Do you think that "Hollywood" is going to make you gay? Quit hiding behind the moral majority and grow up or come out of the closet.
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 14, 2006 02:28PM

3154 is absolutely right. I do not need to be bombarded with the homo agenda, and neither do my kids.
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 14, 2006 06:25PM

Shit... he is right! We better get all the homosexuals back in the closet before we all turn gay.

Is that what you are worried about? Why does somebody being different than you threaten you? Do you think that seeing someone in a homosexual relationship will effect you or your family's choice of sexual preference or corrupt your family values in any way?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 14, 2006 08:33PM

No.Dont get mad though when I laugh at you or think your wierd.
Think about this there is a fine line when a child becomes an adult and that line is not allways recognized 16 year old dating 20 year olds things of the sort.If a rare event happened and my son upon turning sixteen is approched by a gay man in his 20's,I could very easily see myself going to jail.This stuff all leads to these kinds of moral questions being asked and agendas pushed.Behind closed doors I wont question your sexcapades but in public and on tv its inappropriate.
90130 hey man I got the 12 back on the road and no problems with the throttle when not using the idle assist.Getting a power commander soon.
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 14, 2006 09:50PM

Hey, Duane. Thought that was you. Hope the weather's better over where you are. I'm looking at steady rain in the NW, can't ride my new bike.
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 14, 2006 09:56PM

And brokn, the only time I feel threatened by homosexuals is when they make it a point to force-feed their "lifestyle" on those of us who think their behaviour is immoral, disgusting, and perverse. I could give a rats's ass any other day, but when my 12 year old niece is sitting in her classroom and has to read "Why do I have two mommies" ...that's crossing the line.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 14, 2006 11:35PM

I just get tired of posting my name when I run system mechanic on my computer.Weathers been nice out here but thier calling for rain all weekend,bummer.Did you get the 14?
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 15, 2006 03:34AM

Nope. Not yet....expecting the silver one next fall, guess it'll be a 2007 model.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 15, 2006 07:22AM

It will give them a year to work out kinks.
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 15, 2006 06:24PM

If you ride anything but a Harley you are gay....
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 15, 2006 10:57PM

Harleys are for poseurs who think they're tough guys. It takes a real man to hang onto a 180hp Japanese sportbike. Anyone can ride a couch around without too much trouble, hell..just bolt an engine and wheels on it. Toad, you're just trying to get a reaction from me, aren't you?
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 15, 2006 11:47PM

yes... did it work?
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 16, 2006 03:17AM

Yes.
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 16, 2006 12:22PM

I have owned many bikes including a Harley (96 sporty) and let me tell you it was no "couch" ... more like a cement park bench but it was good for getting little round butts on back. The couch would be a 85 Yamaha Maxim. It had a seat fatter and softer than f_d's head and the ride was as smooth as his head.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 16, 2006 01:10PM

I would agree with you on that point, toad. I've ridden a couple of "built" Sportsters that were anything but poseur bikes. My favorite was the XR750 replica a friend of mine had built as a show bike. It would spin the tire and wheelie simultaneously if you did not be careful with the throttle. But he spent almost $20,000 to get it that way. How do you know F_D's head is smooth?
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 16, 2006 01:25PM

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brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 16, 2006 01:54PM

That cowboi in the pic told me... said that the top of his head is the only thing that he sees anymore.

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brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 16, 2006 02:00PM

poor gerbil...

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90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 16, 2006 03:39PM

That's too great! I guess you have it out for Fossil, then? What do you think F_D's response will be?
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 16, 2006 03:59PM

No... he doesn't care. I am the one making an asshole out of myself...
He is the almighty_fossil! LONG LIVE THE KING! Nice bike by the way but I would put my in an old Indian if i could.
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 16, 2006 04:00PM

money
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 16, 2006 04:05PM

$
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: April 16, 2006 06:31PM

And lots of it.
brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: April 22, 2006 10:04PM

He gave up. I rode him and broke him.
der_dner_ Report This Comment
Date: May 04, 2006 09:18AM

what up amerika or what?? i1m from german check this [www.ltr4life.de]
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: January 23, 2008 06:56PM

ya might wanna rephrase that toad.