I can relate with total honesty that every time I get in my car I break as many speed laws as I can get away with ... every day, though I do chill for the most part once the sun sets.

When John E Law manages to catch me havin my fun I pay a lawyer, take defensive drivin or whatever is required so I can get back on the road and do it again. I unabashedly like to drive FAST, which I know comes at a cost, which I accept, and am willing to pay.

However, anyone wanting to draw a comparison with my ongoing crime spree and people breaking into my country and then continuing their crime spree by unlawfully living here seems to be missin some essential differences.

My crimes aren't in violation of federal law and don't carry the risk of deportation for havin committed them