Luckily, I'm healthy as a horse and rarely even get a cold, but, I did call in "well" one time.
My wife and I woke up one mornin and were feelin exceptionally randy so I suggested we extend that era of good feeling and play hooky for the day. I called the shop and told 'em I was just feelin too damned good to make it in that day
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