The jihadis 1st skirmish in the ol Lone Star State didn turn out so well with a score of ... little-sheet-heads 0, Garland Cops 2. Seems they didn care for the Mohammed caricature/cartoon festival we were hosting, like we Texans give a flyin rats ass WTF they like or don't. And, in the loving way the "religion of peace" chose to share their peace with us, we out peaced 'em 2 to zip.
What more can I say but fuck 'em and feed 'em fish heads, with a good ole "Yippe Kiyay Muddafuckah!" thrown in for good measure from our good friends Die Antwoord from down south in the dark continent.
Forget Ninja, Yolandi has it right with her "Who needs Tits ... with an ass like this" T shirt, though she has both ... in Spades!
At least I won't bore anyone here with the even longer list of Texas fun facts and accolades
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