As one of the very few people alive today who can honestly say that's only because I waddn wearin a seat belt in a horrendous crash I was in, I despise bein made to wear the damned things. Had I been wearin one I'd have been decapitated by the steering wheel instead of just slammin the right side of my face into the dash.

An awesome plastic surgeon took care of the damage to my shattered cheek bone and eye socket, along with another stellar orthopedic surgeon who put my mangled left ankle and right foot back together, but there's not a doctor on the planet that could have reattached my severed head