"You're the worst fucking train driver ever" said my boss. "How many trains have you derailed to date?"
"It's hard to keep track" I said.
A police officer knocked at my door today and said, "Are you Woberto?"
"Yes."
"Get your coat," he said. "Me and and you are taking a little trip down the station."
"Great," I replied. "I fucking love trains."
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