After one too many drunken meanderings through the parking lot tryin to find my truck I finally mounted a remote emergency siren on the roof. Now I just step outta the store and hit the remote then head in the direction the people are running away from with the greatest sense of urgency.
Works like a champeen no matter how many sheets are sailin into the wind
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