Oh come on Floorboard_Digger, play along ya sour-puss. You must be getting old and cantankerous like some of the rest of curmudgeons us are. It was inevitable joke material and he knew it.

I just read there have been problems reported with Ford traction control acting up and causing random uneven braking without even stepping on the brakes even at low speeds. Maybe that shit got wet in the rainy conditions and contributed to the accident you had. Yeah, that's the ticket...