And people say Australia is full of deadly things. About the worst thing we get around here aside from the occasional whitetail or even rarer redback spider (I fucking, fucking, fucking HATE spiders by the way) is a pissed off possum or a neighbour's vicious cat.
Sure, up north there's all the salt water crocs money can buy.. and out west there's the occasional surfer eating shark.. but nothing particularly sinister down here.
You may optionally give an explanation for why this post was reported, which will be sent to the moderators along with the report. This can help the moderator to understand why you reported the post.