i bounced a large crane (i think) off my windshield coming back from Kim's house in the sticks last year doing 60-65 in the pitch black. i ducked thinking it was coming through the windshield, but all it did was bend the shit out of my passenger side wiper arm. i barely saw it about 50 yards ahead of me flying low to the ground (i thought my eyes were playing tricks on me in the dark), squinting to see wtf it was...then it hit.

another time years ago in the South Texas hill country i hit a deer doing 65-70 in a 1980 f-150 4x4 with the right half of the front end. it fucked the truck up big time, but did not come over the hood. WHEW!! we were going to take the deer back to camp with another guys truck and cook it up until an off duty Ranger came along and told us that it would be a $5000.00 mistake. we left the deer off the side of the road and left. we came back an hour later and it was gone. i guess that fucker got him a good cookout at his place (it was like 2 A.M.).