If you want to have a laugh at NZ military take at look at this: 100%

As an explanation, there is a TV show from Oz called The Gruen Transfer about the advertising industry and each week they get 2 different advertising agencies to come up with an ad for something made up. This particular week it was about invading NZ.

100% Pure New Zealand was the long running marketing campaign from Tourism NZ.

In our defence, while our Air Force is virtually 0%, we do have a small navy with defence capabilities and a reasonable army (for the size of our population) that is active and well trained.