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Re: Image comments for Here's to you Mr. I jacked off till my arms bled guy
Posted by: BlahX3
Date: 29/09/2011 07:37PM
Fuck. My bad, PJ posted that not FD. I'm an idiot and I'm ok. Well, they're both bastards that way so I wasn't off the mark anyway. What's the voodoo doll for? You gonna wrap it's legs around it's head and tie em in a knot?

You ever play the old Simpsons computer game? Bart has a voodoo doll of Homer and you can make Bart stick a pin in it's eye and can hear Homer yell from the other room, "OW! My eye!" or in the head and he yells, "Marge! My head hurts again!" and goofy stuff like that.

Speaking of ow my eye, I just had cataract surgery two days ago and don't let anybody tell you that it doesn't hurt. As soon as the drugs wear off it feels like someone poked you in the eye with a sharp stick and a killer ice-cream headache. Then the next day it feels like someone punched you in the fucking eye really hard. By day 3 it doesn't hurt very much at all so that's cool. It takes a while for the vision to clear up but every day it's getting better. Small price to pay for good eyesight and my eye was completely blind before the surgery. I'm happy.

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