Another incident while at this same plant occurred between a maintenance guy and an oiler on another production crew.

2 maintenance men were standin on a catwalk that went over a big concrete pit below that was filled with pumps and valves connecting some big tanks. The oiler was below in the pit greasing the pumps and valves about 8' below where these 2 were standing above and one guys says to the other "I got an idea!".

He takes the lid off his thermos jug and pours a cup full of water then asks his buddy to hold it for him for a second. While his buddy's holdin the cup he reaches down, unzips his fly and pulls out his dick, then takes the cup back from his buddy.

By now the oiler is almost directly beneath them so he leans out just a bit and pours the water onto the top of the oilers hard hat then quickly hands the cup back to his buddy.

When the oiler looks up to see where the water's comin from he sees the maintenance guy standin there with a shit eatin grin while seemingly "shakin the dew off his lily".

That oiler chased the maintenance guy all over the place, but luckily for him, never caught him

Like I said, that was a crazy place to work