I didn mean to say Clay was a tard but I will say his nick name of "the ferret" certainly had merit. He accumulated that moniker because when he spoke he sounded amazingly like the ferret in the Budweiser ads

It is one thing to change letters and word phrasing to impede simple deduction of what's being represented, yet even if basic phonetics are applied to what's there it can easily be interpreted as in the example I gave, so long as one has an understanding of phonetics that is.

The story and example you gave takes the level of obfuscation to a completely different level as letters are completely left out that make it more like a jig saw puzzle to decipher than a matter of phonetics

Itzohot tooday ikud fryegz widouta pan

Idso hottday eyekud friegz we doubta pan