Who knows indeed. Whether or not they are real light tubes it is still stupid as hell. Maybe enough green tea and raw fish diet will ward off any oxidant effects.

BTW, phosphorus poisoning does not effect blood coagulation but will make a person squirt violently from both ends until they die. There is no antidote or treatment either and it doesn't take a whole lot to be fatal. That applies to white or yellow phosphorus used in incendiaries, bombs, fireworks and matches, not sure about the stuff used in light tubes. EPA considers them hazardous material due to the mercury vapor content but also states the glass shards pose more of a hazard than the chemical contents.