Never heard the King James names thing before, but, I don't get too into the whole bible thing as a whole, I have to say, I've read parts of the Bible before, I've read Revelations a few times in my life, I do find it a little interesting but in more of a historical point of view, whether any of it really happened or not, someone did sit around and actually write the stuff, at least that's fact.... You have to admit, the King James version was a re-translation of the scriptures by a group of Royal Experts, or, some guys that sat around and listened to their Royal Kings "translation." Have you ever realized how impossible it is to translate the original scriptures that they approved for the Bible, it's a group of Holy people sitting around and giving their perception of what those original authors were thinking way back then, there is no factual translation possible, you can come up with a good 3-4 different meanings from the same sentence, like some of the Holy people I've heard talking (TV), they sit there and tell you that they are just doing the best they can at figuring it out, or... what they would think that God would want them to be like..... Blind FAITH... a government favorite.

Ok, here's another one.... did Adam get boners before Eve was ever magically created? Why did God give Adam an action called a Boner if he didn't even know he was ever going to create a women in the first place? When she was created, did he "get some" right away? Did Adam slap himself silly? Did God have to show Adam & Eve how to get it on? I never read nothing in the bible telling Adam & Eve that random sex was a sin.

So, we're all incessantly related huh? We are all "cousins?"

Why don't Christian American women ever go off on God for being so chauvinistic, women were created from man (rib), so they owe us, if it wasn't for us they would have never been created, they are supposedly just here to ACCOMPANY us, very secondary, that's it.... they aren't being very thankful.


Did Adam & Eves kids have a "belly button complex," they weren't special like their parents were, so that's why they became so murderous?


I feel so inferior because I have a belly button, I think I'll start a no belly button cult, I could probably make a lot of money.


Whatever.