Swap coffee for the tea then add some salsa or fresh shredded jalapenos to the the eggs and I'm all in baby.
A day started without coffee and a healthy dose of peppers in some form or another lacks what it takes to get me goin
BTW, the pistola makes for a handy leveraging tool when discussin whether the bacon's actually cooked to your liking too ..... BONUS
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