Andy, you are watching way too much TV and believing everything they tell you. Leonardo da Vinci painted God as a bearded man. There is not physical description of God in the Bible.

In the way I understand things, evolution is the method that God used to create everything. There is nothing in the Bible that denounces evolution.

As far as molesting children goes, that is against the Christen faith, and is only a big topic because of some sick Catholic priests and a cover up by the Catholic Church. It is a far exception from the norm even in the Catholic Church.

I recommend you read the Bible first before you go off ranting against it. Otherwise, you will sound like a fool.