Are you serious? That seems like a stretch even for a joke.
They take hurt emotional stuff and label it with whatever they can to get people to feel sorry and do anything they're told to feel as un-guilty as possible, most people are happy with just pretending to "help" people, then, if anyone (me) brings up what they really are they freak out and become the "good" defensive person and the other person (me) bringing up how they really are becomes the "evil" no good heartless piece of shit.
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