Pics are nice and all, but fuck a pic.

System specs and a screenshot of a transfer & you'll have me convinced, hell ... I'd even straight up apologize for havin doubted ya, even give ya week to draw a crowd if that flips your switch.

Simple enough, right

BTW, relevant to this part of your above tirade : I might be a very rich man for all you know about me.

Yeah, and I might be Steve Jobs too, but since there aren't any checks showin up in my mailbox from Apple it looks kinda doubtful.

But with that in mind, if indeed you do seem to be overburdened with the "too much cash" syndrome you're certainly welcome to send all tax deductible donations to the Help Mrkim Stimulate The Local Economy Fund.

Rest assured all donations will be put to work post haste and the account will be emptied out faster than a condom dispenser when the fleet hits port. It's kinda my own personal local stimulus program but I stand at the ready to accept donations from Floridians bent on improving the local Texas economy.

All bank and credit card account numbers welcomed too, just don't forget to include your PIN, CCV, DL and Social Security numbers with your submissions!