I can tell you're not a big fan of jalapenos DV8 or you'd know that if you eat enough of 'em gettin plugged up just never happens.
Jalapenos contain huge amounts of vitamin C and if you eat peppers in large enough quantities you trigger the bodys mechanism for getting rid of excessive amounts of the vitamin which is "expulsion" of the excesses in a way that would never require external methods of extraction to be employed.
In short, eating a lot of peppers will absolutely make you a "regular guy"
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