The only thing wrong with Ron Paul is, he's completely batshit crazy. Of course, so is Joe Biden, so I'm not saying that's an automatic disqualification. Joe Biden is also a retard, which Ron Paul clearly isn't. I said, a couple years ago, that maybe having a certifiable wack-job in the White House might just put the fear of Allah back in some of the goat-humpers around the planet. The very real possibility of getting vaporized is pretty sobering. They may want to go to Paradise and get their 72 virgins, and all, but not necessarily today. They certainly have no reason to fear Barry, unless it's getting a chapped ass from him kissing it so much.

Where's my Nobel, fuckers? I'm probably gonna do a bunch of cool stuff some day, too.